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From now on, when we don't comply with band rules, we must succumb to one day of the following: (Add your torture treatment.)

Boil liver in pot of Water with no seasonings. Cool. Remove liver and feed to dog. Do not remove chunks from Water. Or that weird goop. Drink liver water at not-quite-lukewarm temperature. Fast on this one day. If you were bad two days, only liver water for two days, and so on.

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So far today, I've had a cup of black coffee (no cream is part of the punishment) for breakfast. A double-liver-Water for snack, and a 1% yogurt cup for lunch.

Yes but......couldn't you just have your hubby spank you and be done with it?????

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Karen - it's supposed to be PUNISHMENT. That spanking stuff she LIKES.

:falls to knees in supplication: Of course you are right oh Exalted Leader.....

....I'm jus' saying....being mean to yourself so DOESN'T jive with the being fabulous thread that Miss Dee started elsewhere on this board........

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Hear me, Disciples of the Grated cheese.... Punishment is hereby abolished for the rest of this Lunar Cycle.

Hold your colanders high and say it with me: There's no such thing as a 'Bad' Bandster.

Wait - another transmission. New code word: Bok Choy

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Wait - another transmission. New code word: Bok Choy

:whispers: Bok Choy.....:stunned silence: That is BRILLIANT! I never thought about it that way.

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Bok Choy? Crying again. If you girls aren't at next year's Blast, then I'm not going, either. Jenna can run the thing from my place.

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