DeLarla 22 Posted October 20, 2005 When it starts creeping up my butt, I know that's a sign of weight gain. Oh how I long for my young anorexic days when I had the willpower to say "NO" to food. I want that gaunt, gray, pale look again. You know, the one where skin sags and you have no color? I don't like being pink and fat. I want to be gray. I haven't been able to get back on track. Sexy underwear creeping up the butt isn't very sexy, and I don't want to go back to Granny Panties. Sipping my diet tea. Is anyone here marketing crack cocaine? Do you take credit cards? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porclndoll 0 Posted October 20, 2005 And this is why I stopped wear em all together...ehehehe I dont market crack, but I am into special effects make up ~ I can make you grey and gaunt looking....would be cheaper than a cocaine habit...JUST A THOUGHT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NJChick 3 Posted October 20, 2005 My little twisted sister... You do NOT want to be gray, no no no !!! Granny panties arent so bad. You should try the boys shorts undies, they are cute and comfy, no riding up the ol poop shoot thats for sure. Instead of getting out your credit card, why don't you play with those little goodies you sell. That aught to keep your mind occupied :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeLarla 22 Posted October 20, 2005 Oh, and let's just (for good measure) add in that I'll be dead of Lysol asphyxiation soon. Let's all thank Erin for the plate of eggrolls she just made for a little "between Breakfast and lunch" snack. I have my Apple Lysol (industrial size) and my Watkins Lemon spray, and it's killing my lungs. Next time nobody is looking, I'm emptying the can of Lysol in the toaster oven. If I have to smell her f*c*i*g eggrolls, then she can taste my damn Lysol! In all my ramblings about Erin, have I told you guy she actually hums and dances when she eats. She shoves some food in her mouth then bounces her head from side to side and kind of bops around the office. It's so WEIRD to see a fat woman attracting attention to herself while she eats. Can't she hide her food in her drawer and sneak it like a normal morbidly obese woman? Those boy shorts don't work for me. Maybe because I'm too tall, so they never fit right. Damn it, too, because they're cute! And YES I DO want to be anorexic again. I do, I do, I do! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NJChick 3 Posted October 20, 2005 Lisa, do you have a fan? put the fan on and blow the smell back at her along with the lysol ROFL !!! I agree, whats this chicks problem glorifying her eating habbits? Sounds like she doesn't think she has a problem, she see's herself just like Shallow Hal saw his gf. ROFL. Oh, I'm 5'10" and the boys shorts work just fine, it covers everything. I get mine from either Lane Bryant or Roamans...can't remember. NO YOU DON'T want to be an ANA... NO NO NO !!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mita 2 Posted October 20, 2005 Lisa I had been thinking about you and her of late.. Oops Sorry I used her in the same sentence. Wondered if she was still keeping busy - with the holidays coming up. Sorry Chica but your new dew would not go great with the Ashen Gaunt Look. And we won't let you go Anorexic so you will have to A. Go with out undies I am sure Chris will get a gleam .. or B. Go To Ebay they have tons of different undies you would love and at the same time that would keep you busy from the food cravings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lovecats85 2 Posted October 20, 2005 Wear a thing - you'll be sexy and you'll get used to that "creepy" feeling! Haha! You need not complain - you are one hot sexy mama. And can I just say that I don't even know Erin but she BUGS ME! Why can this woman not eat at her own desk? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeLarla 22 Posted October 20, 2005 I am wearing my sexy lace thong. Two weeks ago it didn't creep. NJChick, here's my credit card number, please buy me all new underwear: 4224 haha haha 2222, and my password is haha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeLarla 22 Posted October 20, 2005 You know how a little kid skips around when they get a lolly pop? They swing their pony tails from left to right and skip down the hall? Erin is around 40, and that's how she walks around here when she eats. It's very strange, indeed. And Apple Lysol and Watkins doesn't even kill eggroll. Maybe I'll just go fart in the kitchen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NJChick 3 Posted October 20, 2005 Maybe I'll just go fart in the kitchen. Plan B always wins Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
giveyouthemoon 4 Posted October 20, 2005 Maybe I'll just go fart in the kitchen. Make the rest of us bandsters proud. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeLarla 22 Posted October 20, 2005 I'm so glad I have your support. Too bad we can't let one go on command. Maybe I'll just be nice and buy a little stand and move the toaster oven next to her desk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NJChick 3 Posted October 20, 2005 I'm so glad I have your support. Too bad we can't let one go on command. Maybe I'll just be nice and buy a little stand and move the toaster oven next to her desk. My daughter can do it on command. I'll feed her some tuna salad b/4 I send her Just remind yourself that you DON'T want to be like miss shirley temple, tell yourself that her habbits disgust you. Maybe this will help w/the temptations. OR, you can put a note on her windshield that if she doesn't stop cooking at work, some one's gonna pop her tires :paranoid jk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeLarla 22 Posted October 20, 2005 I swear, I don't know why she even talks to me. I NEVER look at her in the face because I can't stand watching food as she eats and talks. I've covered my eyes, distracted her, grabbed the phone, pretended something's in my eye. I'll do anything to avoid her face when she eats. It's not her fault that I'm obese, but she sure makes it hard on me. And there's nothing I care to do about it, other than avoiding her so it's really nice to come here and vent. What comes around, goes around. Almost time to go home and removed these offensive underwear. They've had a hard day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IamCanadian25 1 Posted October 20, 2005 So. I go to log on to the lap-band web site like i always do when i get home from work..and what to i see. Underwere Creeping. I just have to say, for some reason it was the funniest thing i have seen all day...it truly made me crack up. Thank u so much..lol but yeah there is nothing worse then an ass full of underwere, and its even worse when its pretty panties. have a great day ladies! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
