Psychotic Ramblings

[live2canoe 1]

I believe that goes entirely without saying. EVERYONE knows that...and if they don't, well....they are clearly not one of us and subject to interrogation.....

Oh My Gawd - Laugh out loud FUNNY!!!!

[PamRN 0]

hey moon... getting anything? (handing up the metal colander...) Try this!

[DeLarla 22]

Awe, Shazbot (laughing through tears) careful not to rust transmitters... standing on roof wearing scuba gear to confuse them wondering if fat ugly guy at 8190 realizes his blinds are open but certain it's intentional, floating weightless, coming home. I can see the Cherry Squishy machine at the 24 hour convenience store across the road. Funny, nobody's drinking the cherry flavor, they're all selecting cola. Calling back up. What the F is in the cola? Over.

[giveyouthemoon 4]

hey moon... getting anything? (handing up the metal colander...) Try this!

Hey thanks....looook at all the preeeeety holes in this bowl-y thing......

: puts it on head...looks skyward :

Funny, nobody's drinking the cherry flavor, they're all selecting cola. Calling back up. What the F is in the cola? Over.

Calling Captain DeLarla...come in Captain DeLarla.....I've locked in on my local squishy machine.....apparantly the Cola/cherry half and half mix is popular here. Concerned that the infiltration has begun in California. Must be headed your way. Implement emergency plans now. Activating comunication plans.

:shoves another wire hanger down pants:

[DeLarla 22]

**shoves another wire hanger down pants**

I'm not sure why you shoved the wire hanger down your pants, but I'll comply. Left or right leg?

[giveyouthemoon 4]

I'm not sure why you shoved the wire hanger down your pants, but I'll comply. Left or right leg?

To get better reception from the Illuminate, silly!

Which leg do you get a better signal on?

[ReneBean 3]

I use the cheese grater and some pipe cleaner... it works great! New code word: Liver

[DeLarla 22]

SHUT UP. We have three trials in November. In legal-talk that's plain insanity, yet here I am communicating with the enemy in this stupid hanger that's poking me. It tore my damn LoveFifi lace thong-panty, yet still no signal. Bastards. And I just shot lukewarm liver Water through my nose to keep from laughing out loud since my poor attorney already tore all his hair out in anticipation of said three trials.

[Marimaru 7]

holy crap... lol

[DeLarla 22]

I wish I had a livervideocam at my liverdesk so you could all see me crying right now - the kind of laugh that comes out so hard that it sqeezes out of your livernose so hard that it hurts and makes a wheezing sound.

The only reason I don't have the videocam is because "they" shoot their lazors into my eyeballs. I don't really have a Band. I've never been to Mexico, either. The truth is I woke up with scars. I have no memory. One day it was May, then I woke up in October with tube sticking out of my belly. I had to pretend it was a Band or I'd get no medical attention. Dr. Lopez is in on it. The new surgical centers? Yep - Illuminate.

cheese GRATERS STOP IT.... snorted yogurt out my nose, and liver.

[DeLarla 22]

: puts it on head...looks skyward :

This is some good chit, Man. We are better than TV.

[giveyouthemoon 4]

I use the cheese grater and some pipe cleaner... it works great! New code word: Liver

Hmmmm....that idea is so genius, I'm starting to think ReneBean might just be the Exalted Leader.......

[DeLarla 22]

Duh. What was your first clue?

[giveyouthemoon 4]

Duh. What was your first clue?

My first clue? cheese grater and pipe cleaner. GENIUS!!!!!

I think this means I can take the wire hangers out of my pants now.....whew.....it was getting crowded in there.

[DeLarla 22]

"My first clue? cheese grater and pipe cleaner. GENIUS!!!!! I think this means I can take the wire hangers out of my pants now.....whew.....it was getting crowded in there."

That's it, Karen. We officially need to be neighbors.