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I've got a date with Bruce. He's my new partner. We're going to become acquainted on December 17. I'm very excited for us to become intimate.

Just 25 days from tonight, I'll have him inside me. What more could a girl ask for then a strong, flexible, and embracing partner??

:thumbup::unsure:

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Uhhhhh...well.....go get 'em?!!

ROFL!! :biggrin::lol::biggrin:

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I think this is more of a topic for the powder room....LMAO

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LOL

I get it on the same day as you!

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OMG - I was thinking that this was way too much information until i realised you were talking about your band. At least i hope you are!

How did you pick the name Bruce - is your band Australian?

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OMG - I was thinking that this was way too much information until i realised you were talking about your band. At least i hope you are!

How did you pick the name Bruce - is your band Australian?

I was having fun with describing the date of placing my band. And yes I was talking about my band.

Bruce came to me when reading someone else's thread about names for their band. I named it after a super hero, Batman.

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Hmm interesting. Never thought of naming the band. I always forget its there lol

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hehe I was a bit confused too at first ehhe! but it is funny!

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ACK figures MY mind would be in the gutter.....too funny

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ROFLMAO...I was also thinking 'too much information'.

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I was thinking, "Hi, I'm Bruce, why wait?" :ohmy:

Sorry. I'm naughty

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Yes, i was a lil confused too. Was almost jealous LOL

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Ohhhhhhhh.....OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! :redface: :ohmy: :cursing:

Well....I wish nothing but.....fluid and tightness for you and Bruce! :confused:

....and well...that it doesnt make you vomit!

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