Joke Of The Day - Friday October 14th

[HarleyNana 10]

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the

last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several

false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and

stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond

his ability to remain rational.

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> In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the

bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

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> A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He

started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the

unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his

feet.

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> As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the

sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had

watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on

here?"

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> The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the chit out

of a ghost"

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> Happy Halloween!

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[NJChick 3]

Haaaaaaa !!!!!

[ReneBean 3]

What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.

What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?

Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.

Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:

There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...

The Catholic type supports the masses.

The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and

The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there.

{C} Can't Complain!

{D} Dang!

{DD} Double dang!

{E} Enormous!

{F} Fake.

{G} Get a Reduction.

{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

[NJChick 3]

Beanie ROFL !!!