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My sister wanted to play a joke on her friend who is sappy desperate for a girlfriend. I sent him a Fatty Patty Blow Up Doll as a joke. If you don't laugh, you get old. This guy is a complete stranger to me, but he got the package today and sent me this e-mail: "Finally, love!" WOW.....its true love....Thank you very much.....hahaha."

If the LBT Police think this one pushes the line, then go ahead and delete it (I swear, I won't get mad.) But I NEEDED a good laugh, and this picture still has me busting up.

Who doesn't need a good laugh?

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Very Hugh Heffner looking guy, love the bathrobe. ~Mandy

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I thought he looked a little Rod Stewart. He lives in Canada. According to my sister, he's one hellofa nice guy that really, really wants a girlfriend. That's why she asked me to send Patty as a joke. He's apparently got a great sense of humor, because he's paying my sister back for the joke by going to my site for Captian P**** Blow up P****! Too funny!

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