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It has been ages since I saw mine....you know exactly what I am talking about!! IT! That thing between your legs..that alot of us had forgotten about until Slumber Parties! Thank ya DeLarla!

My question still stands....how long has it been since you saw yours?

I cannot find mine without lifting up my belly..and since that really depresses me I have not seen mine in at least a year! For 5 years I had someone who would let me know it was still there..kinda kept it in tune with free parts and labor. I now do all required maintence..by hand! So yes it has been over a year since I last saw IT..do you think it will still know me?

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.... since I'm a girl type person, I don't believe I've ever seen my it parts without either minor or major gynastics. (and yes, I spelled it that way on purpose.) I believe I caught a fleeting sight of the carpet a long long time ago, and then I had to shift ... well, the twins were in the way.

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When Ewan was born the midwife thought it would be a good idea to hold up a mirror as he crowned, so I know my parts more intimately than I want to actually. There is not much attractive about male or female genital organs in my opinion.

But I dont have a hanging tummy, so I see it in the mirror every day. Well, like Vines says, I dont really see the workings but you know what I mean.

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Well TO BE HONEST.After a C section a tuble, Hyst and a gallbladder removed and now a Lapband NOV 2nd. I never expected to see mine again without a tummy tuck.So if I do it will be a big suprise.LOL

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Thank goodness I have never truly lost sight of IT. I try to pet IT every so often to make IT happy.

But I have to pose the question to those that have not seen IT for years. How do you trim/shave IT? Just go wild? Pay someone to wax IT? Have a buddy take care of IT?

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I can see the chachee, but can't see the giblets - know what I mean? As far as shaving - I do mine by touch - shave a little, touch it to make sure its smooth, and keep on a truckin. I do look in the mirror and really I'd rather not - the only thing I think is how in the hell is my boyfriend able to "pitch a tent" when I can't even stand to look at it - grosssss. No problems with his little man standing at attention for 2 years now - so I guess it can't be THAT disgusting to him. The thing that bothers me the most about my current boyfriend is that I am his first BIG girlfriend - all his others were skanky skinny b*tches. Which is sooo weird for me because all of my ex's were with me because they enjoyed my bigness. Its something I haven't been able to get over even after 2 years of being together.

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I can't for the life of me imagine why I would need to shave. But I have practicially no body hair to speak of. I waxed my legs before the vegas trip, but you still cant' see any hair on my legs, and I'm a brunet.

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CandySmooch - My DH is the same way, except I used to be one of those skinny girls ... ten years ago. Like yours, he can still pitch a tent for me. As long as he likes it, I don't care to look.

Vines - be thankful! If I didn't shave/trim mine, I could braid it into rows on either side ... and I'm not exaggerating! Though if it weren't for electric trimmers, I wouldn't be able to; I haven't seen mine in over a year.

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Okay, who knows a Plus Size Brazilian was lady in Vegas. I want a Brazilian wax really bad, but I'm too embarrassed that I'd disgusted the skinny wax girl.

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