G-rated Fun Thread re: X-rated Topic

[ReneBean 3]

My husband calls his the one-eyed trouser mouse...

[DeLarla 22]

During my monthly "visit" from Aunt Flo, I have an AX WOUND.

My late MIL used to tell people to "KISS PINKY" when she was mad at them. She was referring to her bung hole (there's another one.)

I use the term, "doorbell" when I'm refering to my girl buzzer. I tell my ladies, "TELL YOUR LOVER THEY CAN'T GET IN THE FRONT DOOR OR THE BACK DOOR UNLESS THEY RING THE DOORBELL."

Too bad that's not my line.. I borrowed it from a Slumber Sister, but it's a great one!

[Jessiebear 2]

When I was growing up the cooch was referrred to as the "PO-PO". Imagine how shocked I was to find out that that is what some people call the cops! LOL!! I call my husbands privates his winky. If we want to have sex, we say "play". Oh, & my husband (Lonnie) calls my giblets "The Little Man in the Boat".

example: Does winky want to play? Do you want to play? Let's play! It's play time! Do you want to come play with me?

[DeLarla 22]

My husband is rather refined. When he wants sex he just walks around with that THING sticking out of whatever he's wearing. What a turn on. Pig.

God I love him though! He would move right into my gina if I let him. He calls her my "Gina." Jih-nah. I have a Gina, he has a Mangina.

[Mrs Sabre 1]

ReneBean -

I've heard of a one eyed trouser snake ...

[ReneBean 3]

Nope - I wouldn't pet a snake. I think that's why hubby calls his a mouse!

[HotLikeHer 0]

Lets see for my little girl we have always called it a Cooty, but she sometimes called it a "Cutey"... So when it was shower time we have to wash the cooty and the booty.

Tampons-- Party ball... gotta take care of the party ball.....

My hunny is Swedish so I like to have swedish meatballs...and sausage...

[Kimber-lilly 2]

Words around here

He calls his "Willy"

Son calls his "weiner", calls self "weiner man" in a high, falsetto voice (he is 6)

Mine is called "Felix" as in Felix the cat .......

Tampons are "white cigars"

Boobs are just plain old boobs.....

[dylansmom 27]

Oh I forgot.......hubby calls mine "kitty" too.

P.S. I was telling hubby about some of these and got him to laughing too. This is a great thread for a laugh and a half!

[DeLarla 22]

Wow, I just came up with a new game. I'll hand out a piece of paper and give all the girls 2 minutes to write down words for girl parts. Prize to the winner! Thanks for the list, ladies! Here it is so far:

Giblets

Nooner

Punani

Coochie

Hoo-Hoo

Cooter

Ting Tang

Susie

Pootie

Chachee

NooNoo

Kitty

Poofie

Ax Wound

Pinky

Doorbell

Po-Po

Gina

Felix

[dylansmom 27]

When I threaten my son with a spanking I'll say, "Do you want a patty on your po po?!?!?!"

He'll usually just look at me like I'm nuts, flash a huge grin, then say, "Okay!".

[CandySmooch 0]

My husband calls his the one-eyed trouser mouse...

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH - we have a local karoke bar that is called................THE TROUSER MOUSE................NOW I GET IT!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA