Terrilen 0 Posted September 29, 2005 I got the check up from the neck up today at the hospital! I do not know what I was thinking when I got dressed this morning because I put on a denim dress. Okay fine except for the EKG part...the nurse says to me are you wearing a bra..I say no....she says well just lift your dress up and I can put the wires on you like that! Problem......I do not have under wear on.....or a bra......I am butt neehkid under my dress!!!! It gets better...she has no gowns for me to put on. Apparently I am the only person that has ever done this VILE thing before. She calls somewhere for a gown. We wait.....in silence. Finaly the gown arrives! It is 5 times too small...I have to keep an opening in the front which at this point was no problem because I cannot get it to close around my waist! The nurse finds a ratty blanket to shield my naked front and she proceeds with the EKG. Once she gets me all hooked up and turns the machine on she says to me " your heart is beating really fast..relax" Had I not been tired and semi naked I would have tried to kill her! I will be banded on Monday ....Finaly! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessiebear 2 Posted September 29, 2005 Oh how horrible! But you survived! Thanks for sharing! :D Hopefully you'll never have to see her again! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the best me 6 Posted September 29, 2005 Heh. Thtat made me laugh and I'm still grinning. hehe... hehehe...I'm not laughing AT you I'm laughing WITH you...hehehe hehehe... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vinesqueen 2 Posted September 30, 2005 Well, we know one Bandster who won't be posting on the Underwear Thread in the Lounge! Laughing my butt off! (well, figuratively anyway!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ReneBean 3 Posted September 30, 2005 Oh - it's like the worst nightmare you could think of - and it actually happened. I hope you don't feel too badly that I am rolling on the floor, laughing... HUGS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tztmama 0 Posted September 30, 2005 That is a cool story! I think it is so important that we keep a sense of humor (-: I had a friend who was so nervous that the paper on the examinig table clung to her near naked backside. LOL! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
La_madam 20 Posted September 30, 2005 Well, we know one Bandster who won't be posting on the Underwear Thread in the Lounge! VInes, that was too funny ...LOL Cute story , bet your glad its over Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terrilen 0 Posted October 1, 2005 Thanks for the support! I have had alot of laughs about it now that it is over! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parvathi 2 Posted October 1, 2005 LOL priceless - thanks for sharing Good luck on your op! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
