Pre Ops All Done..Naked EKG..oops!

[Terrilen 0]

I got the check up from the neck up today at the hospital! I do not know what I was thinking when I got dressed this morning because I put on a denim dress. Okay fine except for the EKG part...the nurse says to me are you wearing a bra..I say no....she says well just lift your dress up and I can put the wires on you like that! Problem......I do not have under wear on.....or a bra......I am butt neehkid under my dress!!!! It gets better...she has no gowns for me to put on. Apparently I am the only person that has ever done this VILE thing before. She calls somewhere for a gown. We wait.....in silence. Finaly the gown arrives! It is 5 times too small...I have to keep an opening in the front which at this point was no problem because I cannot get it to close around my waist! The nurse finds a ratty blanket to shield my naked front and she proceeds with the EKG. Once she gets me all hooked up and turns the machine on she says to me " your heart is beating really fast..relax"

Had I not been tired and semi naked I would have tried to kill her!

I will be banded on Monday ....Finaly!

[Jessiebear 2]

Oh how horrible! But you survived! Thanks for sharing! :D

Hopefully you'll never have to see her again!

[the best me 6]

Heh. Thtat made me laugh and I'm still grinning. hehe...

hehehe...I'm not laughing AT you I'm laughing WITH you...hehehe

hehehe...

[vinesqueen 2]

Well, we know one Bandster who won't be posting on the Underwear Thread in the Lounge!

Laughing my butt off! (well, figuratively anyway!)

[ReneBean 3]

Oh - it's like the worst nightmare you could think of - and it actually happened. I hope you don't feel too badly that I am rolling on the floor, laughing... HUGS!

[tztmama 0]

That is a cool story! I think it is so important that we keep a sense of humor (-:

I had a friend who was so nervous that the paper on the examinig table clung to her near naked backside. LOL!

[La_madam 20]

Well, we know one Bandster who won't be posting on the Underwear Thread in the Lounge!

VInes, that was too funny ...LOL

Cute story , bet your glad its over

[Terrilen 0]

Thanks for the support! I have had alot of laughs about it now that it is over!

[Parvathi 2]

LOL priceless - thanks for sharing Good luck on your op!