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Humor and the Lighter Side of Obesity and WLS...

Albacheeser

By Albacheeser, in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums

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Albacheeser
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After reading a lot of bickering posts and negativity here, I thought it would be nice to relax with some humor...

What jokes and funny stories do you have?

I'll start...

1) When people ask what was the biggest size I wore, I tell them "double F". (See "Tony Soprano")

2) Before my friend decided to get WLS, he was FASTING one day. Later in the day he got a terrible fit of munchies. He rumbled in the kitchen rummaging for food like a bear. Obviously some inner drive had made him forget his goal. I said to him, "I thought you were FASTING!". Without delay he barked back, "I'm going as FAST as I can!"

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