To Miss Delovely Delarla - Happy Birthday

[Jessiebear 2]

:Bunny :Bunny Happy :Bunny :Bunny

:Bunny :Bunny :Bunny Birthday! :Bunny :Bunny :Bunny

[gordonfamily3 0]

:banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana

Happy Birthday!!

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[divaliciousdee 0]

OKay another thread for your birthday. Go girl! U DIVA rockstar you!

HAP-PY BIrth-day to ya

Hap-py Birth-day to Ya

Happy birth------------day!

(the Stevie Wonder version)

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[Oh 2 Be Free 0]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

NOW....

COME GET YOUR SPANKING!!!

[ReneBean 3]

She's TOO HOT for just one Birthday thread!

Happy Day to my favorite Stalker.

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[Marimaru 7]

Happy Birthday Again!!

[DeLarla 22]

OMG, you guys rock my world! It IS a very, very fabulous birthday even though I got stuck in a conference room with the enemy all morning (plaintiff's counsel, work junk.) Right in the middle of this ultra serious conference about a case going to trial soon, my hubby walked in with a cake, presents, flowers. HAH, take that to court! So it turned the meeting a little fun, I mean who can be mean to a birthday girl holding presents?

Thank you guys all so much... this is super special to me. I spend more time at LBT than with my blood relatives, so this is like a family party right here in my pants. Oops, did I say that?

Okay, so far for my birthday:

I spent $300 on new underwear at Lovefifi.com (thanks to the posting in my underwear thread.) That means I'm wearing boocoo (beauxcoux, beucoux, bewcew?) sexy panties. Then I splurged a lil at Nordstrom. Then I bought tickets to WE WILL ROCK YOU, the totally hot rock n' roll musical to the songs of Queen at the Paris. Then hubby gave me enormous roses, a beautiful heart Bracelet, new gold charms for my charm bracelet and a gold heart locket (sniff.) Plus he built my fence after 2 years of nagging and we're having a romantic dinner at a fancy Italian joint.

My little brother (not Lance, but his best friend that's like my bro) is coming this weekend plus my Slumber Sisters & biker buds doing a BBQ thingy to Celebrate the birth of my new fence (did I mention how bad I wanted this fence?)

So, life is grand. Chris had Voodoo, Sachi and Kitty Milo put pink paw prints on my card. Can it get any better?

Thank you all so much... Did I see two birthday threads? HAM, WHO, ME?????????

[DeLarla 22]

P.S. While I'm hamming it up, I just got more roses from my brother n' sister. Even my father called me this morning, clunk, just fainted. Even my mother sent me a card with $$ in it... weird. There's hope for us yet.

[La_madam 20]

Two Brithday threads, Unprecidented !

Happy Birthday Lisa, sounds like your day is going great!

[Mita 2]

That is awesome.. Continue to have a great time

[DevilMayKare 1]

Omigosh--You're a LIBRA... well, that explains a lot.

Happy Birthday!

(Now where is the line to join in on that spanking?)

[DeLarla 22]

Okay, who really does like a good spanking? I only got "spanked" once, many moons ago. At first I almost punched the guy in the face, but I eventually ended up marrying the pervert.

I guess the best thing about today is that my father (alcoholic asshole absent pig man) called. It was about the nicest talk we've ever had, and probably the only one where we didn't fight. I didn't even meet him till I was 18. Control freak male chauvinistic, racist, judgmental bastard. I even confessed that I'm selling adult items now. I figured I'd just get the insulting and bashing over with, but the guy actually supported me since the money is coming in. If I could just hold my breath and not let him get to me, I could be fishing in the Keys next week. Now that he's inbetween girlfriends (friggen blue eyed playboy even at his age) he has time for me. I'm checking flights while the vibes are good! Key Largo is dreamy, and he's got 3 boats, a glass bottom paddle boat, lives on a Water canal, toys galor, takes me DANCING at night on the boat to the Carribean Club. Yep, time to grind my teeth and visit him, right?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, the world's biggest ham. By the way, you guys must know by now that I despise Christmas, Easter, etc., right? I like the religious and family parts, but hate the decorating and commercial parts. So I rarely Celebrate. But birthdays are special and wonderful. I always felt lonely and sorry for myself on my birthdays till I hit 40, then I decided to make my own damn parties! Ever since then, I'm having a blast.

So, next time it's your birthday, don't sit around waiting for any to plan stuff. Go shopping, make reservations, have a party in your own honor. Once a year, it's the only day we are special.

Oh, I'm rambling cause I could just hug and squeeze and kiss you all right on the lips with huge smooches. This is so, so nice. Thanks again.

[giveyouthemoon 4]

I spent $300 on new underwear at Lovefifi.com (thanks to the posting in my underwear thread.)

I am *so* incredibly happy you heeded my adivice in the underwear thread. Lovefifi is the GREATEST shopping spot!!!!! I feel like I've been able to give BACK to you and that makes me happy. We're karmically even!!!!

[DeLarla 22]

Today is very sad. My birthday is over, and I'm a commoner again. Did I listen to the good advice about only one piece of cake, or using a vibe instead of food? Noooo. Now my belly is quite not-happy. I had the creamiest Italian food (extra parm.) Stopped at 2 glasses White Zin but then some men bought me another even when I was with Chris! I told everyone I was 34 and they all bought it, so that's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Happy birthday to the 30 year OLD man! What's an AARP catalog, and should I order one now that I'm 34 again?

[DeLarla 22]

I'm not very happy that the world stopped revolving around me this morning. I want my damn birthday back. My work got a Coldstone cake for all us Libra people today, and we each got a $50 gift cert, so I'm going to milk this birthday till it's bone dry!

Where's my fellow Libra people?