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I'm also new here. What does all this have to do with the lapband? I thought this was a lapband site. Everybody needs to cut the foolishness and talk. about. lapband. stuff.

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It SAYS lapband but it's really a site for the sleeve

if you want the lapband, you idiot, go elsewhere. :biggrin:

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LOL! I took the NCLEX this am so I think this evening I'm almost unemployable. What a head trip!

But by tomorrow? tomorrow I'll be all: yes I know what's best for you. :biggrin:

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It SAYS lapband but it's really a site for the sleeve

if you want the lapband, you idiot, go elsewhere. :biggrin:

Are you sure? Did you check with your surgeon?

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I heard if anybody chooses a weightloss surgery other than the band, it makes the saints cry.

Not the saints silly! just all the people that are now fatter than you!!

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Not the saints silly! just all the people that are now fatter than you!!

Jennifer, I don't appreciate being "quoted" by people that don't agree with me. Clearly you are a horrible human being that has a problem with armpit odors. Leave me alone.

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Jennifer that was hard for plain to say because I know he's generally excessively attracted to armpit odor.

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I heard if anybody chooses a weightloss surgery other than the band, it makes the saints cry.

Ah, yes. The Saint of the Former Fat-Assedness. Boo hoo.

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I heard if anybody chooses a weightloss surgery other than the band, it makes the saints cry.

Why would a football team care what WLS we get? :biggrin:

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Jennifer that was hard for plain to say because I know he's generally excessively attracted to armpit odor.

Sorry, Be Back Later...<going to 7-11 for deodorant>:biggrin:

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Jennifer, I don't appreciate being "quoted" by people that don't agree with me. Clearly you are a horrible human being that has a problem with armpit odors. Leave me alone.

of course i'm a terrible you human being. Don't you know the skinnier you are the bigger bitch you are. but i object to the armpit odor accusation!! i showered 2x today darn it!!:biggrin:

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of course i'm a terrible you human being. Don't you know the skinnier you are the bigger bitch you are. but i object to the armpit odor accusation!! i showered 2x today darn it!!:biggrin:

Honey, that rectangle looking thing there in your shower is SOAP. You have to add water...will not work dry. Please try again! Sniff :w00t:

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