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What do you mean 'hard time being slutty' - you the queen slut my dear!

she was just being nice to me, KC. It's the new Beth.

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AHHHHH.

That's better.

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What do you mean 'hard time being slutty' - you the queen slut my dear!

Oh, I play a good game and talk myself up and all, but I'm nowhere near you or Monkey.

You, with your hot, hardbodied workmen who keep coming around to "borrow" things, and Monkey with her hot poo slinging and romps with who I THOUGHT was MY man HH... *sigh*

I'm hardly a ghost of the two of you. I want to know how to bring out my inner sluttiness lilke you two have. TEACH ME!

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I think Monkey gets the slutty award 'cause she has that long monkey tail....I've heard things... Or, it's all the bananas.

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she was just being nice to me, KC. It's the new Beth.

It is. It really is. I mean, you, plain, the lady down the street, the checkout clerk at the grocery store, the mail lady, the Jehovah's Witness that came to the door, the nuns at St. Mary's on the Mount, the cable guy, the mechanic, oh, and that union worker -- all just TODAY told me what a bitch I am.

I may have a problem.

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A nice Beth...that's as scary as Wasa.

I think I'll head back up my tree and watch the action for awhile.

WAH we broke Beth WAH

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I took some nekkid pictures of myself today, but I hafta say, this band makes my va-jay-jay hurt a bit. I think it's swole...

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WTH IS that thing? A turkey vulture? your brother's toupee? WHAT?

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I am not sure. I have an old, stained "Penthouse Forum" that I constantly refer to.

Er....I hope you know where the stain came from...

I think Monkey gets the slutty award 'cause she has that long monkey tail....I've heard things... Or, it's all the bananas.

I heard the monkey can eat a banana without using her hands?

It is. It really is. I mean, you, plain, the lady down the street, the checkout clerk at the grocery store, the mail lady, the Jehovah's Witness that came to the door, the nuns at St. Mary's on the Mount, the cable guy, the mechanic, oh, and that union worker -- all just TODAY told me what a bitch I am.

I'm sure we all meant it in the sweetest way, dear.

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Speaking of said sexy handymen - you should have seen them pop up over the fence the other day when they heard glass breaking in my backyard.

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4 things that frighten me lots:

HH and Donna getting friendly

PG

E18 being a mentor for anyone, much less another teen

the NEW Beth

:)

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Speaking of said sexy handymen - you should have seen them pop up over the fence the other day when they heard glass breaking in my backyard.

Another squatter break the glass coffee table? Happens to me ALL the time.

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I RARELY use my hands to eat anything!

I use my hands to fling poo. I am a VERY fastidious monkey.

A fastidious slut monkey. Very rare breed.

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I'm sure we all meant it in the sweetest way, dear.

Somehow I doubt it. :biggrin: Some of those people were just... MEAN! Omg, and NEVER piss off a gaggle of nuns! :)

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