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Got out of the pool today and some crazy stalker snapped this photo of me!

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DAY-am, you's lookin GOOD! And I'm not even homersexual!

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Hey, we could eat the fruit salad! I am going to have a party in 2012 and I am going to have a bunch of booze, pizza and popcorn - how much should I eat?

Is you hazing lazangah? 'Cause if it's possum-zanga, I'm in. We can eat 3 whole plates. But only if they're paper. 'Cause I can't digest no more china.

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DAY-am, you's lookin GOOD! And I'm not even homersexual!

Dang it. Now who's posting my pic and saying it's them?? Even if I am blonde now.

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Is you hazing lazangah? 'Cause if it's possum-zanga, I'm in. We can eat 3 whole plates. But only if they're paper. 'Cause I can't digest no more china.

Chiner? Wow, you wus REEL hungee, wuzn't you? :blink:

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Chiner? Wow, you wus REEL hungee, wuzn't you? :blink:

I heard that them china plates was good fer my band. I'm new and I don't know nuthin' tho. Maybe I should try Chinettes...they's smaller ya know

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Is you hazing lazangah? 'Cause if it's possum-zanga, I'm in. We can eat 3 whole plates. But only if they're paper. 'Cause I can't digest no more china.

I might have to go with the china - i can't eat to many of those carbs!

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DAY-am, you's lookin GOOD! And I'm not even homersexual!

I really should update my avi!

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I think I need some protection!

You know Monkey - for a nanner sucking, knuckle dragging, flea-ridden mongrel - you're statements to the lasagna eaters and lovers were very profound - almost Enlightened. K

uddos!

Why thank you KC. But you're still a Beotch! :):blink:

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Did you mug the stalker to get the film??? Hee Hee Hee :blink::)

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Did you mug the stalker to get the film??? Hee Hee Hee :):)

The stalker got away (Monkey, I WILL get you!).

Welcome, new playpen person! :blink:

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Did you mug the stalker to get the film??? Hee Hee Hee :blink::)

I pay him to stalk me so I can achieve celebrity status!

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No - the bodies have all been disposed of.

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