Jump to content
×
Are you looking for the BariatricPal Store? Go now!

Seriously curious



Recommended Posts

WHO is outbidding me? I'll RUIN that person for LBT.

And did they offer a skunk AND an "o"possum? Huh HUH?

You know you want the skunk.

Careful, KC could throw in her kitty eating boa!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Careful, KC could throw in her kitty eating boa!

Kitty eating huh?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

There are just too many instructions and rules with this band! Beth, maybe you should write a book.

I am not sure if I should get a band, anybody? Suggestions? Anybody felt like this before????

Well, the major think you HAFTA know is to blow off your surgeon's suggestions. No, really. What I have found out(outlined above) is golden. Trust me on it. Those surgeon's don't know crap.

As for the band, eh, give it a try. I have already decided if mine doesn't stop all these chips and ice cream binges, I'm just going to move it south and have them use it to tighten my va-jay-jay. Then I'll order my own needles off of eBay so I can self-fill and really give the hubby a thrill.

I heard this one chick did it after he was in and they were stuck like dogs. She lost the needle and couldn't un-fill, and they had to call the EMTs out. The poor guy lost all circulation "down there" and it turned black and they had to amputate. However, they were able to leave his "jewels" intact. It's quite a sight to see.

So, warning to the wise -- if you go this route, be very, very careful. Unless the guy is a jerk, and then what the hell.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

WHO is outbidding me? I'll RUIN that person for LBT.

I'm not tellin', but I'll give you a clue:

He wears Little Bo Peep ruffly undies and a Madonna cone bra, a pink wig, and he's rather creepy. 'Course my brother has NO idea what he's in for... good thing I hate him.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Waitaminnit... KC? Who let you out of your cage?? Was it that damned Monkey again? I swear, if I have to get my cattle prod out AGAIN today, there's gonna be hell to pay!!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Well, the major think you HAFTA know is to blow off your surgeon's suggestions. No, really. What I have found out(outlined above) is golden. Trust me on it. Those surgeon's don't know crap.

As for the band, eh, give it a try. I have already decided if mine doesn't stop all these chips and ice cream binges, I'm just going to move it south and have them use it to tighten my va-jay-jay. Then I'll order my own needles off of eBay so I can self-fill and really give the hubby a thrill.

I heard this one chick did it after he was in and they were stuck like dogs. She lost the needle and couldn't un-fill, and they had to call the EMTs out. The poor guy lost all circulation "down there" and it turned black and they had to amputate. However, they were able to leave his "jewels" intact. It's quite a sight to see.

So, warning to the wise -- if you go this route, be very, very careful. Unless the guy is a jerk, and then what the hell.

You mean you can have it put it down there too? Woo Hoo! My guy would love that! I am going to call my surgeon!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

rrooooaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

rrooooaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr!

Uh oh, her multiple personalities are showing! Now she thinks she is some kind of animal! If you are using a cattle prod, shouldn't she say MOOOO?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Ok you wild women I have a small sliver of a life...ie need to do laundry...so I'm going to drink a Protein Shake for lunch, contemplate the band "down there" (novel idea that; I always thought of "necklace" as the sole alternative) and wonder who on the board wears a Madonna cone bra and a pink wig.

Play nice.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

who on the board wears a Madonna cone bra and a pink wig.

Seriously, Monkey, you have to think about it?? You're a bit off your game there...

Play nice.

Where's the fun in that? :thumbup:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

If your surgeon doesn't love you, find another.

I'm assuming you're using "love" instead of another verb?

Careful, KC could throw in her kitty eating boa!

Hey, you just described my Friday nights.

He wears Little Bo Peep ruffly undies and a Madonna cone bra, a pink wig, and he's rather creepy.

ta-DA!

How dare you asses start this without telling me. You are all dead to me. Now I'm off to "pull a Carradine", if ya know whut I mean.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Plain, plain plain

to pull a phrase from an OLD dionne warwick song...

"How can I love you when you aint around"

And yes, you can substitue love for another verb. anytime.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

How dare you asses start this without telling me. You are all dead to me. Now I'm off to "pull a Carradine", if ya know whut I mean.

You're going to do kung fu out west?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Ahhh, Mr. Bo Peep ruffly panties and Madonna cone bra himself.

Monkey, I'm still SO disappointed in you for not figuring him out sooner.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

  • Trending Products

  • Trending Topics

  • Recent Status Updates

    • cryoder22

      Day 1 of pre-op liquid diet (3 weeks) and I'm having a hard time already. I feel hungry and just want to eat. I got the protein and supplements recommend by my program and having a hard time getting 1 down. My doctor / nutritionist has me on the following:
      1 protein shake (bariatric advantage chocolate) with 8 oz of fat free milk 1 snack = 1 unjury protein shake (root beer) 1 protein shake (bariatric advantage orange cream) 1 snack = 1 unjury protein bar 1 protein shake (bariatric advantace orange cream or chocolate) 1 snack = 1 unjury protein soup (chicken) 3 servings of sugar free jello and popsicles throughout the day. 64 oz of water (I have flavor packets). Hot tea and coffee with splenda has been approved as well. Does anyone recommend anything for the next 3 weeks?
      · 1 reply
      1. NickelChip

        All I can tell you is that for me, it got easier after the first week. The hunger pains got less intense and I kind of got used to it and gave up torturing myself by thinking about food. But if you can, get anything tempting out of the house and avoid being around people who are eating. I sent my kids to my parents' house for two weeks so I wouldn't have to prepare meals I couldn't eat. After surgery, the hunger was totally gone.

    • buildabetteranna

      I have my final approval from my insurance, only thing holding up things is one last x-ray needed, which I have scheduled for the fourth of next month, which is my birthday.

      · 0 replies
      1. This update has no replies.
    • BetterLeah

      Woohoo! I have 7 more days till surgery, So far I am already down a total of 20lbs since I started this journey. 
      · 1 reply
      1. NeonRaven8919

        Well done! I'm 9 days away from surgery! Keep us updated!

    • Ladiva04

      Hello,
      I had my surgery on the 25th of June of this year. Starting off at 117 kilos.😒
      · 1 reply
      1. NeonRaven8919

        Congrats on the surgery!

    • Sandra Austin Tx

      I’m 6 days post op as of today. I had the gastric bypass 
      · 0 replies
      1. This update has no replies.
  • Recent Topics

  • Hot Products

  • Sign Up For
    Our Newsletter

    Follow us for the latest news
    and special product offers!
  • Together, we have lost...
      lbs

    PatchAid Vitamin Patches

    ×