Seriously curious

[BethFromVA 5]

I have a question. What kind of Protein Powder should I use? I am not sure if I should get vanilla or chocolate? :confused:

Freeze-dried elephant sperm. Seriously.

It'll be rather lumpy in a gelatenous way at first, but you'll get used to it.

[RestlessMonkey 7]

Great! So I just keep paying them my money every month and I will lose weight - got it!:confused:

And don't tell 'em you even considered the band...they'll fall on you like wolves on a wounded gazelle.

[ThePoolGirl 1]

Ya know, I'm scared to even venture a guess why a goat would be tied to a trampoline.

[BethFromVA 5]

Ok THREE donkeys and a skunk for your brother. Does he REALLY have 80's hair? (sigh...blink blink)

Yes, yes he does. More Quiet Riot than Billy Ray Cyrus.

[BethFromVA 5]

SCREW THE DR.

Only if he looks like McDreamy.

[krtork 0]

Honey,

That's a question best left up to your surgeon. :confused:

Well, he is impossible to get ahold of. He is somewhere in MX! I thought I could just come here and get all of my questions answered!

I cried, my parents gave me the money for the band and I had it put in 3 days later! Now I want it out! I just want to pig out like I used to - this band sux, I want to be debandeded.

[RestlessMonkey 7]

Yes, yes he does. More Quiet Riot than Billy Ray Cyrus.

Ok. I'll ship the donkeys, skunk, and my husband the nurse out tomorrow.

SWOON quiet riot.

Don't tell HH.

[BethFromVA 5]

We really did have a possum on our back porch but that was a few years ago. I did see a goat tied to a trampoline earlier this week. Will that work?

Meh, sure. What the hell.

[JENNIFER7375 3]

Freeze-dried elephant sperm. Seriously.

It'll be rather lumpy in a gelatenous way at first, but you'll get used to it.

i though donkey sperm had the highest protiein content? or is it great dane?

[krtork 0]

Only if he looks like McDreamy.

What she said!:confused:

[BethFromVA 5]

And don't tell 'em you even considered the band...they'll fall on you like wolves on a wounded gazelle.

HAHAHAHAHA! Er, I mean, WHOA...

[BethFromVA 5]

Ya know, I'm scared to even venture a guess why a goat would be tied to a trampoline.

Because it can't JUMP on the trampoline, silly!

[BethFromVA 5]

Well, he is impossible to get ahold of. He is somewhere in MX! I thought I could just come here and get all of my questions answered!

I cried, my parents gave me the money for the band and I had it put in 3 days later! Now I want it out! I just want to pig out like I used to - this band sux, I want to be debandeded.

Darlin', you're screwed. Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

[ThePoolGirl 1]

Okay, I am totally baffled. Honest. I'm watching that evil food Network.... I really wanna know just WTH are COLA NUTS? I'm scared. I drink Diet Coke. What am I ingesting? Will it hurt the band if I ever get one?? Maybe I had a band already and the cola nuts stole it. Please answer. Soon.

Anyone? Anybody here??? Did the cola nuts get you??

[krtork 0]

Freeze-dried elephant sperm. Seriously.

It'll be rather lumpy in a gelatenous way at first, but you'll get used to it.

Great! Where do I get the elephant sperm? Can I order it online?

Oh, that leads to another, um, question. Should I swallow, when, uh, you know my guy, uh. . . :confused: How many calories should I set aside each day? Will it get "stuck" in the band???