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No, but occasionally I have to heft myself out of the pool. Ever been to Sea World?? Same situation. :confused:

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Did you call us cows? You, who works in the farm dept. Mooove us?? I think you insulted us. Who asked you to be here anyway? I don't think I like you. And I bet you know intimate details about donkeys, you hussy. You prolly ate chicken strips 2 days out from surgery.

What's a hussy?

Who invited the monkey - I hate nanners!

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I think to be on the safe side you should all check with your surgeons on Monday and until then just remain hydrated.

Oh shaddup, monkey, what do YOU know?? My surgeon will probably say what I don't want to hear. :confused:

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Beth,

It was unkind of you to mention my, well, my "flippers". I do the best I can. I can type all of 1 word a minute. Arf, arf, toss fish, please. Wait, I don't like fish; it makes me gag.

I'm new here and I thought I'd be treated more betterer. You are mean people. I think you're hungry so you get snarky. Go back to your box, you evil witch. And I'm not sharing my crabs with you again!

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Now are we talking more walrus world or free willy?

My visual was Shamu!

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Wait just a cotton pickin minute - you're drunk posting - dammit I thought this was a serious thread - I hate you all!

Jealous. :confused:

Oh, and I had chips too. Neener neener!

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Everybody hold on - I need some clarification (little confused and scared that I might have been violated)

Why does everyone keep mentioning surgeons - why did you have to have a surgeon put your band in - Plain just told me to have a drink and I would wake up all better!

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Now are we talking more walrus world or free willy?

Oh, Free Willie, baby!! :confused:

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Jealous. :confused:

Oh, and I had chips too. Neener neener!

Ya - well I had your brother!

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Beth,

It was unkind of you to mention my, well, my "flippers". I do the best I can. I can type all of 1 word a minute. Arf, arf, toss fish, please. Wait, I don't like fish; it makes me gag.

I'm new here and I thought I'd be treated more betterer. You are mean people. I think you're hungry so you get snarky. Go back to your box, you evil witch. And I'm not sharing my crabs with you again!

Look, you smell like poontang. Whaddya want from me???

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Everybody hold on - I need some clarification (little confused and scared that I might have been violated)

Why does everyone keep mentioning surgeons - why did you have to have a surgeon put your band in - Plain just told me to have a drink and I would wake up all better!

Oh, honey, we TOLD you to avoid Plain's Firefly....

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Everybody hold on - I need some clarification (little confused and scared that I might have been violated)

Why does everyone keep mentioning surgeons - why did you have to have a surgeon put your band in - Plain just told me to have a drink and I would wake up all better!

PLAIN??? Uh, did you wake up in a tub full of ice? And are you sure you have both your kidneys?? :confused:

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Look, you smell like poontang. Whaddya want from me???

But, my friend told me her doctor's nurse told her to tell somebody that you can't shower if you have the band. And I'm new. Will somebody please respond? I just don't know what to do. I haven't been banded yet but I think I'll get de-banded tomorrow. So, can you shower if you're bandededed?

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Oh shaddup, monkey, what do YOU know?? My surgeon will probably say what I don't want to hear. :confused:

I hate my surgeon. He put in my band and when I asked to have it removed the next day he said NO! WTH!

How will I know if I am hydrated?

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What do you do for hydration?

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