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SO once the rest of the world wakes up - anyone want to take bets on how long before we are 'moved'?

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Excuse me, dear. But that's I oughtta gets...not get.

But I do wonder, does my disability check count? My mailbox is on the porch so it's not a far walk... but it's actually directly deposited. Hmmm, that's a stumper.

I dunno... depends. Do you hafta get out of a very saggy couch to get to your mailbox?

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Crap, you're RIGHT! And Section 8 which means a new house! And WIC, food stamps, AFDC... shoot, I could drink my 40-ounces all day long and watch cable TV and do NOTHING!

Shoot, I lost out again. I have a house, I don't have infants or children, don't use food stamps, don't like beer, and I have satellite. Crap again.

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SO once the rest of the world wakes up - anyone want to take bets on how long before we are 'moved'?

Shoot, where would they put us? :confused:

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Crap, you're RIGHT! And Section 8 which means a new house! And WIC, food stamps, AFDC... shoot, I could drink my 40-ounces all day long and watch cable TV and do NOTHING!

What kind of 40 ouncer are you drinkin? I need some ideas as to what I can drink with my band!

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I dunno... depends. Do you hafta get out of a very saggy couch to get to your mailbox?

No, but occasionally I have to heft myself out of the pool. Ever been to Sea World?? Same situation. :confused:

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Shoot, I lost out again. I have a house, I don't have infants or children, don't use food stamps, don't like beer, and I have satellite. Crap again.

Ditto - except the satellite - me's got cable (tru blood baby - all the way!)

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Shoot, I lost out again. I have a house, I don't have infants or children, don't use food stamps, don't like beer, and I have satellite. Crap again.

Sucka... Make your check out to me to pay for all my crap, k?

Oh right... Thanks. :confused:

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Shoot, I lost out again. I have a house, I don't have infants or children, don't use food stamps, don't like beer, and I have satellite. Crap again.

You're paying for us to have all of those things! Heck don't quit your job - we would be screwed!:confused:

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No, but occasionally I have to heft myself out of the pool. Ever been to Sea World?? Same situation. :confused:

Now are we talking more walrus world or free willy?

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What kind of 40 ouncer are you drinkin? I need some ideas as to what I can drink with my band!

Well, right now it's mojitos. And I'm SURE I've had at least 40 ounces. :confused:

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I think to be on the safe side you should all check with your surgeons on Monday and until then just remain hydrated.

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SO once the rest of the world wakes up - anyone want to take bets on how long before we are 'moved'?

Did you call us cows? You, who works in the farm dept. Mooove us?? I think you insulted us. Who asked you to be here anyway? I don't think I like you. And I bet you know intimate details about donkeys, you hussy. You prolly ate chicken strips 2 days out from surgery.

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No, but occasionally I have to heft myself out of the pool. Ever been to Sea World?? Same situation. :confused:

Ahhh, the Shamu heave? Been there. Now mine is more like one of those large seals, but still...

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Wait just a cotton pickin minute - you're drunk posting - dammit I thought this was a serious thread - I hate you all!

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