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Oh crap. Does that mean a whole trailer park world with hottie/e18 offspring??? Be afraid. Be very afraid.

I'm sure you could trade up. Obama only wants the BEST for you, dear.

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Oh crap. Does that mean a whole trailer park world with hottie/e18 offspring??? Be afraid. Be very afraid.

I'm runnin for my life!

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Hey, are you trying to sneak in bread? My friend told me that I can have bread on day 2 but only if I was banded in Outer Mongolia. Are you on day 2, you stupid beee-atch??? Why you tryna start trouble here? You betta be on day 2 you liar.

If you soak the bread in Pickle Juice it should go down just fine!

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Hey, are you trying to sneak in bread? My friend told me that I can have bread on day 2 but only if I was banded in Outer Mongolia. Are you on day 2, you stupid beee-atch??? Why you tryna start trouble here? You betta be on day 2 you liar.

For what it's worth, I recommend a very doughy bread with beer. Fantastic combo.

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I'm sure you could trade up. Obama only wants the BEST for you, dear.

Well, I've thought about it. Someday e18 will be 21. Then she can legally buy booze. I'm sure that with that influence, she'll be okay and keep Hottie in line. Their kids will be awesome! Prolly born with little bands around their necks. Just add fills if they start getting too much brain activity.

Maybe I'm still afraid...

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'Night, G4E. Glad you could come out and play. :confused:

Nighty, night!

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For what it's worth, I recommend a very doughy bread with beer. Fantastic combo.

I say double your pleasure, double your fun: Go with Beer Bread and beer...more bang for your buck so to speak.

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Well, I've thought about it. Someday e18 will be 21. Then she can legally buy booze. I'm sure that with that influence, she'll be okay and keep Hottie in line. Their kids will be awesome! Prolly born with little bands around their necks. Just add fills if they start getting too much brain activity.

Maybe I'm still afraid...

You mean if you have the band and you get preggers your babies will have bands around their necks! I think my BF would like that idea!

Anybody else ever hear of this? Anybody? Is anybody out there???

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Uh oh. We haven't heard from KC in awhile. Hope her visitors didn't return and finish her off.....hmmm, left that wide open, huh?

SOme of us are productive members of society and actually have jobs - unfortunately I'm having difficulty correcting you ignorant backwoods ho's and save lives!

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We did 17 pages of this? LOL :confused:

Too much fun!:thumbup::lol:

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You mean if you have the band and you get preggers your babies will have bands around their necks! I think my BF would like that idea!

Anybody else ever hear of this? Anybody? Is anybody out there???

Wait, I thought they came out of your tummy. Does that mean then that they pass THROUGH the band? And what if they have an unnormally large head like KC? Then what?

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Wait, I thought they came out of your tummy. Does that mean then that they pass THROUGH the band? And what if they have an unnormally large head like KC? Then what?

Um, ouch?:confused:

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