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HAG-

Quit spreading your lies, hatred, and filth you infest the world with nastiness - shrivel up and die already!

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Did Michael Jackson like fish? Fish makes me gag you know.

Only if they looked like young, nubile, prepubescent boys.

Again, if they make you gag, don't swallow when they... you know.

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You can't be superior. there is only room for 1 superior person here and it is me. Don't make me call PG on you.

Better watch out - I thought KC was the one LBT revolved around!

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I'm new and I have a question. Is there a difference between the sweet spot and the g spot? I've never heard of either one. My doctor says I don't need to know this stuff.

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SPRINGER, SPRINGER, wait a minute your husband is the mailman my husband was sleeping with! Now he's white trash?

Mine or yours?

Well, no matter -- the answer is yes either way.

So... now that we're free, whatcha doin' Saturday?

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Aunt Ethel told me I should be at goal weight in 2 weeks! This really is majic

What, did you have a BMI under 25 when you got the band?

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I find it highly irresponsible that you are letting someone know that they are being cheated on through this thread! How dare you!

Shoot, last time she announded it on Facebook. And Craigslist. And the local paper...

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I'm new and I have a question. Is there a difference between the sweet spot and the g spot? I've never heard of either one. My doctor says I don't need to know this stuff.

you mean to tell me you talked to your Dr? Bbbbutt your not supposed to. it is against the law.

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You can't be superior. there is only room for 1 superior person here and it is me. Don't make me call PG on you.

Omg, ANYTHING but PG. She could make Ghandi gouge his eyes out with a spork...

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I'm new. I had crabs once.

Honey - let's be honest - 3 times - remember I helped you get treated! Quit the MaryJane

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Oh, well sometimes I am a complete idiot! So there is a difference between the G-spot and the sweet spot. Oh, okay. Wait, does anybody else know about this? Anybody?

The G-spot is when a man's penis can hit your gall bladder. It's a very strange sensation.

The sweet spot I already explained and involves no penises.

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Honey - let's be honest - 3 times - remember I helped you get treated! Quit the MaryJane

I got them from my mom. For Christmas. It was a gift that kept on giving. KC, steal another prescription pad please. Out of the good stuff again.

TPG

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Mine or yours?

Well, no matter -- the answer is yes either way.

So... now that we're free, whatcha doin' Saturday?

Goin down to the redneck bar in the ghetto. wanna come?

What, did you have a BMI under 25 when you got the band?

No BMI of 65. Aunt Ethel says it's magic

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