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I prefer the sad ones. They go down better.

Please refrain from posting explicit sexual remarks like this, Carrie. Thnx.

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Whoa, I don't even remember writing that last night!

I figured out the problem... these were leftover mojitos from a week ago, but I was thinking it was the "mixer" that hubby had made. Well, what I forgot was that it already had tons of rum IN it... but when I prepared it, I did two jiggers of the "mix," then added two MORE jiggers of rum, then added a splash of club soda. But the alcohol was so strong, I had to add more soda. NOW I KNOW WHY! Holy cow, no WONDER I was spinnin' by the time I went to bed and was still feeling woozy this morning...

And I have NO idea where the clowns thing came into my thinking.

However, I agree with plain: Sexual innuendoes have no business on THIS very serious thread, Carrie. tsk tsk :)

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Now who among as would so juvenile that they would discuss sex in this forum. I know im far too mature for that kind of thing!!!

You say "mature", I say "wrinkled old hag".

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Is that what you're calling your weiner these days?

:) Well, after seeing it, that's sure what I'd call it! Ladies, it was downright frightful....and kinda fun...

Plain, did I leave my Bozo hat at your place? Can't find it. And just WTH is that stuff in my big clown shoe?

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Please refrain from posting explicit sexual remarks like this, Carrie. Thnx.

So sorry, please excuse me. I forgot how serious and straight laced everyone is here. :thumbdown:

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Hey, I'm a conservative. I don't do that stuff.

*shhh, don't worry HH, I really do. I just have to keep up the facade* :thumbdown:

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