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As I began reading this thread I suspected you all were a bunch of right wing radical extremists. After having read nearly all of it I am convinced.....

However, can you please help me? My doctor is real concerned with my Protein intake. He says I should always eat protein first. My question: Does this mean that I always have to do oral before missionary? Or is this something that only PG can faithfully answer?

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I would think that he definitely intends for you to do oral first...but really you should consult him.

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As I began reading this thread I suspected you all were a bunch of right wing radical extremists. After having read nearly all of it I am convinced.....

However, can you please help me? My doctor is real concerned with my Protein intake. He says I should always eat protein first. My question: Does this mean that I always have to do oral before missionary? Or is this something that only PG can faithfully answer?

Considering that we're all right-wing extremists, you certainly must know that we don't do oral. We polish our guns, but we don't do oral. :biggrin:

However, I think PG would be a great resource because she's not what she claims to be. I hear she's a superfreak. :ohmy:

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As I began reading this thread I suspected you all were a bunch of right wing radical extremists. After having read nearly all of it I am convinced.....

However, can you please help me? My doctor is real concerned with my Protein intake. He says I should always eat protein first. My question: Does this mean that I always have to do oral before missionary? Or is this something that only PG can faithfully answer?

How dare you call us names? Now I have to start some hate threads about you.

As for your question, you'll have to ask PG because we don't do such disgusting things as oral.

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Thanks! Since she's the missionary, I'll consult PG just to be safe.

Ya'll should convert and become left wingnuted socialist beeotches. We all pride ourselves on that source of Protein for our nightly facial. I never thought about using it internally (except in very special places) until I started reading this thread. Now I'm torn about my nightly ritual. Monkeys and donkeys..... now that sounds special! Did I hear elephants? :biggrin:

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Advice for a really, really PB, two words: bran muffin. You can trust me on this.

I thought that was for BM. Hmmm, I think I'm confused again. I'm sticking to Cheetos (and elephants).

TPG

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Thanks! Since she's the missionary, I'll consult PG just to be safe.

Ya'll should convert and become left wingnuted socialist beeotches. We all pride ourselves on that source of Protein for our nightly facial. I never thought about using it internally (except in very special places) until I started reading this thread. Now I'm torn about my nightly ritual. Monkeys and donkeys..... now that sounds special! Did I hear elephants? :crying:

Okay, shhhhh, the monkey and donkey things are our closeted secrets. We're uptight, girdle-wearing, high-collared, Bible-toting, gun-slinging, tight-bummed righties and we have an image to uphold. What is said here STAYS here, right? :ohmy:

As for PG, the left could learn a few tricks from that saucy little minx. :biggrin:

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Advice for a really, really PB, two words: bran muffin. You can trust me on this.

But HOW do you do a PB????

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I played the choking game once. Passed out. Woke up wearing Plain's Lil Bo Peep outfit. Scary. :biggrin:

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Get a ladder... find some ribbon... find one of Plain's toyz... then do a Carradine imitation. BINGO! PB

Cowabunga Kemosabe. What happens here, stays here. You filthy, filthy whoremongers. (anybody besides me stiffle a giggle when their boss sez she's gonna do a dog and pony show?)

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Please use webcam during dog and pony show. We pay for all usable footage. Okay, no we don't pay. But we likes it soooo much :biggrin:. Sharing is encouraged.

TPG

And, please tell us that it's a weiner dog....

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I'm on liquids, dammit!

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anybody besides me stiffle a giggle when their boss sez she's gonna do a dog and pony show?

There was this one time in Tiajuana... I really don't like to talk about it. Let's just say I have a LOT of respect for poodles now and their level of pain tolerance. :biggrin:

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