Seriously curious

[BethFromVA 5]

Can I have fries with my double cheeseburger? A milkshake to wash it down? Can the chicken fingers be my appetizer? Please help

I thought that went without saying. Sheesh.

[ThePoolGirl 1]

Can I have fries with my double cheeseburger? A milkshake to wash it down? Can the chicken fingers be my appetizer? Please help

If you HAVE to ask these questions, you are so not ready for a band. This was covered in your pre-op instructions. Tsk, tsk.

[BethFromVA 5]

If you HAVE to ask these questions, you are so not ready for a band. This was covered in your pre-op instructions. Tsk, tsk.

Who the hell listens to THOSE?

[ThePoolGirl 1]

Okay, the pancake thing is good but I'll raise you an entire b'day cake and a dip in the chocolate fountain...

[Carrie_C 9]

Pre-op instructions? What's that?? Am I supposed to have that? Cause I just got my band today and I didn't get any pre-op. Please help.

[JENNIFER7375 3]

What instructions? I thought I got banded and woke up the next morning a size 4. Isn't that how it works? Now I am really confused

[BethFromVA 5]

Pre-op instructions? What's that?? Am I supposed to have that? Cause I just got my band today and I didn't get any pre-op. Please help.

Did you at least get the band instructional insert that came in the box and is written in Flemish?

[Carrie_C 9]

Was that what that was? I threw it away.

[ThePoolGirl 1]

Did you at least get the band instructional insert that came in the box and is written in Flemish?

I felt flemish once. But I coughed a whole bunch and got rid of it.

[BethFromVA 5]

Was that what that was? I threw it away.

Okay, NOW you're screwed. Sorry.

[Carrie_C 9]

Was I supposed to be listening to my surgeon when he was talking? Cause I was too busy pickin my nose. I hope he didn't say anything important. Please answer soon.

[BethFromVA 5]

Was I supposed to be listening to my surgeon when he was talking? Cause I was too busy pickin my nose. I hope he didn't say anything important. Please answer soon.

Nah, you're fine. They only say shit we don't want to hear anyway. Go with your gut. Oh, wait, HAHAHA!! Gut! Get it? Do ya? DO YA??

[Carrie_C 9]

Can someone tell me if diet coke will fatten my liver?? I really need to know this cause I don't need no fat on my liver.

[BethFromVA 5]

Can someone tell me if diet coke will fatten my liver?? I really need to know this cause I don't need no fat on my liver.

Hello, DIET!

[Carrie_C 9]

Oh, the diet coke will fatten my liver, but not regular coke????