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The first dirty joke I learned was this:

What's the difference between like and love?

spit or swallow.

I didn't get it for YEARS, then one day was like: OOOOHHHHHH.

i will be keeping this joke for future inappropriate use!!

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The first dirty joke I learned was this:

What's the difference between like and love?

spit or swallow.

I didn't get it for YEARS, then one day was like: OOOOHHHHHH.

Like, What's the difference between sexy and kinky?

Sexy is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken. :(

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Passing boards sounds very painful. I hope she doesn't get any splinters! OUCH!!!

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Like, What's the difference between sexy and kinky?

Sexy is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken. :o

Doesn't everybody use the whole chicken? What's kinky about that:tt2:

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I'm new here. Can someone tell me what these red itchy bumps are? Also I just got a band 3 days ago. I can go ahead and get pregnant now right? I don't need to wait even though my surgeon told me to?

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Doesn't everybody use the whole chicken? What's kinky about that:tt2:

Mama taught me not to be wasteful!

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I'm new here. Can someone tell me what these red itchy bumps are? Also I just got a band 3 days ago. I can go ahead and get pregnant now right? I don't need to wait even though my surgeon told me to?

Red itchy bumps = rash! Make sure you scratch them when they itch! Oh, and don't call your surgeon - he won't care!

Go ahead and have hot, kinky sex - the sooner the better, especially if you are trying to get preggers!

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Mama taught me not to be wasteful!

Yo mamma must know my mamma!

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Yo mamma so fat............oh yeah that's another thread!

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It's VD, dear. >tsk tsk<

Darn, but my sister's husband's cousin's granny said I couldn't get VD if I had a band. Did she lie?????

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Yo mamma so fat............oh yeah that's another thread!

You shouldn't be talkin bout people's mommas. I'm gonna report you right now. But first I'm gonna start 100 different threads about how you should be kicked off.

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