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What the heck! You should just stop picking on people! Because of you I just might go shave it all off. You have hurt my self-esteem and without your support I just might have to leave this place and never come back. You are a mean, mean person!

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I tried the push ups, they were too painful. What if I go swimming with open sores from my surgery - would that be okay?

Meeh, the chlorine will be fine for the sores. But if you're not sure, maybe rub a mud pack on them first.

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Congrats restless monkey!

Welcome to the finest profession there is! We may have had a very unglamorous beginning - but we kick ass and have job security now!

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CONGRATULATIONS to RestlessMonkey! She passed her boards!! Whoo hooo!:(

Congrats! That means you can do your own fills now and the rest of ours too right?????

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Are you asking for a taste?

I love that this is the top of the page when I opened this thread.

It's soo...dirty - I love it.

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I love that this is the top of the page when I opened this thread.

It's soo...dirty - I love it.

I just spit crystal light all over my macbook - if I short out - I'm blaming you!

They are pretty though ----- no?

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:(

Soo...KC's a spitter.

Good to know.

I am very disappointed in you KC. dont you know spitters are quitters? That a lady never spits? Has the donkey taught you nothing at all?

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The first dirty joke I learned was this:

What's the difference between like and love?

spit or swallow.

I didn't get it for YEARS, then one day was like: OOOOHHHHHH.

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....to each their own!

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The first dirty joke I learned was this:

What's the difference between like and love?

spit or swallow.

I didn't get it for YEARS, then one day was like: OOOOHHHHHH.

:( <snicker, snicker>

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