Gone4Now 4 Posted August 20, 2009 Lulu...you never reached 300 lbs like me, so your opinions don't count. Didn't your doctor tell you to gain 100 pounds THEN get banded??? duh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kcmagu 3 Posted August 20, 2009 I could have sworn that people without bat wings (which means you aint never been fat) were going to be banned from LBT! Can I get a MOD here to deal with this hack! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThePoolGirl 1 Posted August 20, 2009 Yes, Although you could revise to the sleeve, bypass, or the duodenal switch, and in a PINCH could probably revise to vertically banded gastroplasty (you obviously have NOT done your research)I suggest you just get your jaw wired shut. Make sure when you get the jaw wired that they leave a straw opening. Otherwise, how will you slurp your lasagna smoothies? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
luluc 6 Posted August 20, 2009 Can I get a MOD here to deal with this hack! oh please do - i'd prefer one who had to revise to the sleeve. most mods fall into that category right???? cause this ole' band never causes problems - unless you do it to yourself..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kcmagu 3 Posted August 20, 2009 I get sucked back in - to this pit of brimstone and hellfire! So if all the mods have been revised to the sleeve - then are we all just lemmings being controlled and led to the cliff's edge whilst we fight amongst ourselves - is there a greater evil out there than stupid bandsters? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
luluc 6 Posted August 20, 2009 I get sucked back in - to this pit of brimstone and hellfire! So if all the mods have been revised to the sleeve - then are we all just lemmings being controlled and led to the cliff's edge whilst we fight amongst ourselves - is there a greater evil out there than stupid bandsters? well i find the arrogance that shit can't happen, makes me want to puke in my mouth - but i'm pretty sure that's a slidder food..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kcmagu 3 Posted August 20, 2009 well i find the arrogance that shit can't happen, makes me want to puke in my mouth - but i'm pretty sure that's a slidder food..... That's disgusting summons bad memories of being forced to watch awful internet video - you know what I'm talking about! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kcmagu 3 Posted August 20, 2009 Uh Oh - you speak and they come - and send the big guns! ...mama told me never to cry wolf!... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carrie_C 9 Posted August 21, 2009 Haven't had time to catch up on the issue here Bandsters. I'm 4 1/2 years postOp and still with the Band. Is there something I might contribute to the discussion? No, are you crazy? Don't you know that people who have had the band a long time don't know what they are talking about?? So how could you possible contribute???? :confused::drool: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carrie_C 9 Posted August 21, 2009 I get sucked back in - to this pit of brimstone and hellfire! Don't you know we are all burning here together??!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carrie_C 9 Posted August 21, 2009 I've had my band for a month and I've only lost 2 pounds. What am I doing wrong ? Could it be the chicken fingers I eat every day? Maybe the oreos, or the half gallon of ice cream I wash them down with. Shouldn't i be skinny already. Has the band failed already. Isn't it supposed to make me thin overnight ? Please help!!! But not if your help involves me having to make any changes to either my crappy eating habits or nasty attitude. Any suggestions???? I think your problem is you're not eating enough candy bars. You also have to drink cherry Dr. Pepper. But be sure to stir it up with a spoon first. That's the only way it will work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
luluc 6 Posted August 21, 2009 ....uhhhh.....after reading the last couple pages..... ....never mind...... exactly! especially if you had any complications - whew them flies come a swarming ...... you did it to yourself or well you stepped into fire ants... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plain 12 Posted August 21, 2009 You all suck. I have massive dislike for each and every of you. BTW, what's a PB? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carrie_C 9 Posted August 21, 2009 I don't know what a PB is. Whats a slime? Is it green? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kcmagu 3 Posted August 21, 2009 Plain - just like you to pretend to be all above us in front of your Mod pals - tsk tsk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites