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I'd like to say I am personally repulsed by everybody that's posted on this thread, but that wouldn't stop me from having sex with all of you. At the same time. Except for the donkey....I want to take my time there.

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I'd like to say I am personally repulsed by everybody that's posted on this thread, but that wouldn't stop me from having sex with all of you. At the same time. Except for the donkey....I want to take my time there.

I didn't think it was possible for you to be repulsed - one of your more endearing qualities!

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My best friend's sister's husband's neice's cousin said I could give my own self a fill using a turkey baster with a needle on the end. Will that work???

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My best friend's sister's husband's neice's cousin said I could give my own self a fill using a turkey baster with a needle on the end. Will that work???

Yes, but remember to "boil" the soda pop (to kill the germs) before you inject it into the port. I guess you could use Water.

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I'd like to say I am personally repulsed by everybody that's posted on this thread, but that wouldn't stop me from having sex with all of you. At the same time. Except for the donkey....I want to take my time there.

Lay off the donkey. The poor thing is still on antibiotics from your last "visit". :D He also seems very afraid of boots and stirrups...

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Since no one is answering me and you all have your own little click I'm leaving the boards!!! :biggrin::lol::w00t::lol:

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Since no one is answering me and you all have your own little click I'm leaving the boards!!! :w00t::lol::smile::lol:

Me too!:biggrin: :smile::lol::smile:

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Helllllllllllllooooooooooooo

Anybody home?

There's a thread offering good wishes to RestlessMonkey...she takes/took her boards today. It's posted in the Lounge.

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i am stooopid

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Helllllllllllllooooooooooooo

Anybody home?

There's a thread offering good wishes to RestlessMonkey...she takes/took her boards today. It's posted in the Lounge.

Thanks! I'll go look! :biggrin:

I'm thinking maybe a career in counter service....

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Besides plain If I don't pass you can keep me enslaved, catering to the donkey.

AS in mucking out the stable, changing the hay, brushing him. DIRTY MINDS!!

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