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Wait, I'm confused again. Please remember - I'm new. So is Plain the moron? My roofer who looked like VDO was a moron. I think he used to have a lap band but it got caught around a chimney and stretched.

And, I think you all are picking on me 'cause I'm new and haven't been bandeded yet. Or unbandededed either.

Yep, I'm the resident moron. Only I prefer the term "awesome". Mom told me they mean the same thing.

Okay, the damage is done on the Brazilian thread. :drool:

Heehee...Punny.

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Come on! Let's bet. How many posters will think Beth is serious and will be "mad" at her??? I'm going with 3 by 4 o'clock tomorrow afternoon. Any takers?

Yeah, somehow I have that affect on people.

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G'night Beth! sleep well!

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little early for you to be going to bed isn't it Beth?

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Beth has been trying to turn over a new leaf :blink: and all that nice-ness wore her out!! So, she left the sandbox...:drool:

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That"s crap!

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Ah Plain - you know I hate it when I have to say you're right!

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I feel lonely

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pathetic is all I have to say

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