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Waahhhhhhh

I'll never look as good as Tim Curry in drag. :drool:

RM, do tell...Is it the leather or the pearl necklace that gets ya goin'?

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Waahhhhhhh

I'll never look as good as Tim Curry in drag. :drool:

RM, do tell...Is it the leather or the pearl necklace that gets ya goin'?

You mean The Monkey is turned on by pearl necklaces? Well step into this dark alley here, heh heh heh....

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Is that code for something? Is it about me? HUH? IS IT?

Yes, Beth (said in a soothing voice), everything's about you, cupcake. Just be still, put on your teflon hat and all will be well soon. Trust me. And drink the Kool-Aid. It's good for your band.

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You mean The Monkey is turned on by pearl necklaces? Well step into this dark alley here, heh heh heh....

Rumor has it you're shooting air.

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I've traded food for Tim Curry SOB who can help me now?

VDO will help me get over TC though. Since plain is being coy with his butt pix.

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Rumor has it you're shooting air.

and dust.....Damn. Ladies like pearl necklaces, not sandblasting.

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and dust.....Damn. Ladies like pearl necklaces, not sandblasting.

Ah, we now know why Plain's wife favors turtlenecks. Hides the burn marks.

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I think it's the leather. Pearls are too "Tea Leoni" for me. But a man in girlie leather....va va voom.

But yes, Da monkey like it funky. just w/out sandwiches in folds of things.

And yes Beth sweetie its ALL about you. Really.

TPG is revealing something I told her in confidence...that besides Tim Curry in drag my, um, er, uh, heart goes pitter pat for Vincent D'Onofrio. That is, plain, when you aren't around.

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Beth there is a thread about "Brazilian Waxing". You might want to take your vah-jay-jay picture over there and see if they can help you.

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TPG is revealing something I told her in confidence...that besides Tim Curry in drag my, um, er, uh, heart goes pitter pat for Vincent D'Onofrio.

Was it his glamorous and sexy role in The Cell?

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I think it's the leather. Pearls are too "Tea Leoni" for me. But a man in girlie leather....va va voom.

But yes, Da monkey like it funky. just w/out sandwiches in folds of things.

And yes Beth sweetie its ALL about you. Really.

TPG is revealing something I told her in confidence...that besides Tim Curry in drag my, um, er, uh, heart goes pitter pat for Vincent D'Onofrio. That is, plain, when you aren't around.

Well, at least I didn't tell them about your fondness for garden hoses and...oh, wait, that's ME :drool:. Sorry RM!

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