Seriously curious

[ThePoolGirl 1]

Just saw the HH response. Beth, just exactly what did you do to/for/with HH??? Please send complete instructions via e-mail. You must have some powerful possum, girl

[RestlessMonkey 7]

It's not Beth's possum that's powerful.

Or so I've heard. From her 5th cousin, the possum.

and her brother.

[BethFromVA 5]

Just saw the HH response. Beth, just exactly what did you do to/for/with HH??? Please send complete instructions via e-mail. You must have some powerful possum, girl :biggrin:

Band in the va-jay-jay. He's like putty in my hand.

[RestlessMonkey 7]

Band in the va-jay-jay. He's like putty in my hand. :biggrin:

How odd. He's NEVER like putty with me.

[ThePoolGirl 1]

Band in the va-jay-jay. He's like putty in my hand. :biggrin:

Man, I'll bet when that band slips...well, um..never mind. I need a minute alone, please .

[BethFromVA 5]

How odd. He's NEVER like putty with me.

Oh, YOU TRAMP!

Okay, he's like hardened clay after it's been fired in the kiln.

[ThePoolGirl 1]

Band in the va-jay-jay. He's like putty in my hand. :biggrin:

Ah, Silly Putty. That sure explains the erm johnson thread .

[plain 12]

Okay, he's like hardened clay after it's been fired in the kiln.

Brittle???

[RestlessMonkey 7]

With me, honey Maple. A very hard wood.

[BethFromVA 5]

Brittle???

Okay, this ain't workin' so hot. My poor man toy is being dissed. He's the only guy who shows me any attention, too. Poor HH...

[ThePoolGirl 1]

Brittle???

Nut brittle

[BethFromVA 5]

With me, honey Maple. A very hard wood.

Ooooh, you said hard wood!

I'll be right back.

[BethFromVA 5]

I have such a hard time being slutty.

Monkey, what am I doing wrong?

[kcmagu 3]

What do you mean 'hard time being slutty' - you the queen slut my dear!

[RestlessMonkey 7]

I am not sure. I have an old, stained "Penthouse Forum" that I constantly refer to.

I also like how I said "wardrobe malfunction" and that tied back, in a roundabout way, to MJ.

Just show me the pic of Tim Curry again and I'll settle down.