Seriously curious

[ThePoolGirl 1]

One day, Bessie will be cupping my ta-tas.

And she'll be missing you cupping hers. Mooooooooo. She's still a bit peeved with you over the tipping incident.

And RM, I'm with you on the nekkid picture thing. OMG, I don't even want pics with clothes on!

[RestlessMonkey 7]

Yep, I went, I saw, I read... What's totally sad is that I actually answered one of her posts this evening. I'm worried. First HH and FINAO and now this. Great, if I don't get a band soon, I'll be tossed off the forum for being too freaky.

Beth, I still have the pics of Nekkid coffee Day in my purse. You want I should destroy 'em?

TPG

I think 2 days ago she was going to remove her band with her nail clippers if she had to. Then she ate something thin her brother cooked up. ? Drama is best done by young teen women. I guess.

[BethFromVA 5]

Beth, I still have the pics of Nekkid coffee Day in my purse. You want I should destroy 'em?

HOLY SHIT, those were REAL?? I just remember sipping my coffee and then feeling a bit... dizzy... and hazy. YOU SLIPPED ME A RUFIE, didn't you?? YOU BEOTCH!!!

[Carrie_C 9]

Yep, I went, I saw, I read... What's totally sad :biggrin: is that I actually answered one of her posts this evening. I'm worried. First HH and FINAO and now this. Great, if I don't get a band soon, I'll be tossed off the forum for being too freaky.

I have answered several of her posts.

[BethFromVA 5]

Oh Beth, i told him the SAME thing when i was tightening that chastity belt (read cage for the johson) on him the other evening, just before I got out the coffee and the camera.

He is apparently very disobedient.

Well then, we must punish him. Severely!

[Carrie_C 9]

I take naked pictures of myself all the time.....

[BethFromVA 5]

I think 2 days ago she was going to remove her band with her nail clippers if she had to. Then she ate something thin her brother cooked up. ? Drama is best done by young teen women. I guess.

So I'm missing more drama and angst? I should offer my help. People love it so.

[BethFromVA 5]

I take naked pictures of myself all the time.....

Uh...

[Carrie_C 9]

Yes, you are missing all the fun.

[Carrie_C 9]

Uh...

Oops, did I say that out loud? Must be those voices again.

[RestlessMonkey 7]

So I'm missing more drama and angst? I should offer my help. People love it so.

When you help so much that they ban you, stay in touch, ok? LOL

You do have a gentle way about you.

Now as to HH...he cheats on us with Wasabubblebutt, too.

[BethFromVA 5]

That's what I get for playing Susie Homemaker and sewing all day.

[ThePoolGirl 1]

OMG, I asked my doc if I could play tennis, have wild sex, ride a wild mustang, get a mustache and a tattoo, and be impregnated by HH and he said it was fine. Cause my band had slipped the last time I did all this without asking.

Then I read a post by a nun who said she went swimming with HH 2 days out and got preggers. He told her the band would save her soul but forgot to mention that it's not really birth control.

Then, after that, I read that someone on here actually called their surgeon at home to make sure that yellow was still the preferred color for pee.

Now my question is this. Can I eat the rest of my chocolate cupcake? Now? It has no frosting if this could be a problem.

TPG

[Carrie_C 9]

Now my question is this. Can I eat the rest of my chocolate cupcake? Now? It has no frosting if this could be a problem.

No, you can't eat it unless it has lots of frosting.

[BethFromVA 5]

When you help so much that they ban you, stay in touch, ok? LOL

Banned? ME?? :biggrin:

You do have a gentle way about you.

Warm and fuzzy is my way.

Now as to HH...he cheats on us with Wasabubblebutt, too.

That SLUT!!! And her too!