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lol. I read it too. All I can say is if the band can really do that I have a few ex-boyfriends I'm gonna recommend banding to.

Amen, sister!

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guttersnipe!

Seriously - - - That's all you got - think that extra neck band has been on way past the allotted 9 hr time slot.

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lol. I read it too. All I can say is if the band can really do that I have a few ex-boyfriends I'm gonna recommend banding to.

*SNORK* :unsure:

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If I get banded in MX, do I get to have all the marijuana I want?

Yes, you can.

By the way, how large is your sphincter and anus? I'm looking for a good mule, and you just might do.

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All my exes were hung like stallions. really.

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Seriously - - - That's all you got - think that extra neck band has been on way past the allotted 9 hr time slot.

Yeah, I'm not getting much air. I'm feeling kinda dizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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All my exes were hung like stallions. really.

Is that why you're gonna need that vagina lift when you go in for PS? Please do us all a favor and don't wear a bathing suit until you take care of that thing, k? :unsure:

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Well, I got a "fill" recently in prep for the trip. I heard that you need stuff at the border or they don't let you thru. My friend just took money...what an idiot.

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Is that why you're gonna need that vagina lift when you go in for PS? Please do us all a favor and don't wear a bathing suit until you take care of that thing, k? :unsure:

Does that make your va-jay-jay stay-stay??

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Does that make your va-jay-jay stay-stay??

Yes. Before my vulval liftectomy, I looked like this (similar to Monkey's ailment as noted here):

ape.jpg

Now I look like this:

Curry.jpg

I LOVE MY BAND!!!

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I'm already going to need a whole body lift darn it.

If I exercise, do you think my va-jay-jay will tighten up?

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Ok I am starting to seriously get the hots for Tim Curry. Damn it.

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I'm already going to need a whole body lift darn it.

If I exercise, do you think my va-jay-jay will tighten up?

Gawd, I hope so, cuz that before pic is... wow... :unsure:

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