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Honey,

It's not just doing it doggy-style. You gotta do the doggy.

Boy, there is so much mis-information on this thread. :unsure:

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Honey,

It's not just doing it doggy-style. You gotta do the doggy.

Boy, there is so much mis-information on this thread. :unsure:

Been there, done that. Got caught by the cops AND all 12 of the kids. What's your point?

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Holy cow, I found that thread.

Ought to direct here here. She'd be better off with the info in this thread than pureeing her lasagna THREE days out! Wow...

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You mean to tell me I could have eaten double stuff the whole time. Damn my nutritionist for not giving me proper information.

And you're fine as long as the doggy is small. Labs and collies yes. But great Danes will cause band slippage.

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Scavenger Hunt:

a pissy poster

anyone with pnk in their user name

a post by HH that does NOT include mentioning a bad band experience

a post by a young user with a short user name that does not include whining

anyone who stuck to their pre-op or post-op

Winner gets: Donkey Show/Possum Gram/Free LapBand

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You mean to tell me I could have eaten double stuff the whole time. Damn my nutritionist for not giving me proper information.

Is she a scrawny little witch??

And you're fine as long as the doggy is small. Labs and collies yes. But great Danes will cause band slippage.

I heard/read/made up that St. Bernard slobber can erode your band.

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OMG, DON'T EAT SUSHI!! The raw fish has still got enough nerve jump in it to wrap around the band and choke you to death!!! I swear I just heard about it!!!

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Scavenger Hunt:

a pissy poster

anyone with pnk in their user name

a post by HH that does NOT include mentioning a bad band experience

a post by a young user with a short user name that does not include whining

anyone who stuck to their pre-op or post-op

Winner gets: Donkey Show/Possum Gram/Free LapBand

Hmmm....

Well, the last one was easy since I did just that. :unsure:

And found the lasagna thread. And posted.

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Yeah, that happened to me! Darned crazy fish. But I don't have a band. Wonder what that was about.

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Yeah, that happened to me! Darned crazy fish. But I don't have a band. Wonder what that was about.

Swallowing live goldfish at frat parties again? You tramp...

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OH OH OH OH

If I get my band filled SOOPER tight will it cut off the bottom of my stomach and give me the sleeve?

Because the sleeve is obviously better than the band. that's what I read and what my neighbor's cousin said.

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OMG, in the Men's Room they're discussing their johnsons. I just happened to see the thread...and well, you know...curious... Eeek. I wanted to be sure they didn't have any wrong info about bands :unsure:. So that's why I was there. Honest.

And Beth, it wasn't goldfish. It was those mean fishies that fight with each other. Ouch. But I did hear that they are band-safe so if you and hubby....well, ya know.

TPG

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Yay, Monkey came to play in our sandbox. No poo throwing, please! And, really, honest, I only checked the johnson thread again 'cause I thought they might need my expert opinion on band things. Really.

TPG

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I would think HH's response on the erm johnson thread would qualify for one of your scavenger hunt reqs.

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