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I heard Plain is oiling up his leathers for tonight. Think Tim Curry in Rocky Horror:

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Oh the Horror of it! get it? The thought of plain , I, I just can't go there!

Ok, so I hate to admit this too, but I have never watched all of Rocky Horry!!! I have seen parts of it it other movies, and other parts in the "Where are They Now" thing that was on TV.

Unless you are high or drunk your really not missing a whole lot. Except MeatLoaf singing.

Ok, typing after drinking is reallly hard. I cannot tell you how many times I have hit back space to make this sound...(I can't even spell the freaking word that I am thinking of!).

:lol:I don't have to be drinking to not be able to type. I just can't!

I've had my band 3 hours and I just got home from the hospital and I hate it and i want it out. can I just go back and get it removed? will insurance pay?

Oh go cry about it! WHAAA put on your big girl panties and get over it. Insurance won't pay for removal. didn't you read the really really fine print? You have it put in your stuck!

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Sorry I'm still speechless thinking of plain in a madonna cone bra.

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Anyone got a saddle?

Plain has 5 - or so I hear.

What have you bbeeeeeeeeyyyooottcchhhsssss been doing with out me? I suppose the party can now begin!

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Plain has 5 - or so I hear.

What have you bbeeeeeeeeyyyooottcchhhsssss been doing with out me? I suppose the party can now begin!

I'm telling your momma on you about your language. she's gonna soap out your potty mouth!

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I'm telling your momma on you about your language. she's gonna soap out your potty mouth!

Imagine my shock that you are too chicken to do something yourself - and a tattle tale to boot!

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Okay, who's doin' what without me?

And three hours after? Sorry, you're screwed. You hafta keep that thing. You bought it, it's yours. Eat a double-double cheeseburger. You'll feel better.

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I'm telling your momma on you about your language. she's gonna soap out your potty mouth!

Like PnkPottymouth? NOBODY was that good, not even KC. That beotch said stuff even I had never heard of. Like cooking.

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Anybody home????

Anyone?

Even Plain would do.....

Somebody, I need help....

I've fallen and I can't get up...(not to be confused with can't get it up) See eBay for used up "parts" that used to go up but don't now 'cause my man got hisself one of those bands....

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I've fallen and I can't get up...(not to be confused with can't get it up) See eBay for used up "parts" that used to go up but don't now 'cause my man got hisself one of those bands....

Well, gee didn't they tell him that would happen? He can't have sex again. That's how the band works.

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I've had my band 3 hours and I just got home from the hospital and I hate it and i want it out. can I just go back and get it removed? will insurance pay?

They will only pay if you are pretty and have big boobs. Oh yea, you have to be blonde too.

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Well, whether you're vomiting Protein Shakes or double-double cheeseburgers, the result is the same. So... which would you rather have? Cuz I promise, you will vomit either way. What they don't tell you is that is how you lose the weight. The band works like a mini trampoline which bounces everything back up. So enjoy the burger. Before it comes back up, of course...

Well, I think I'll try the triple cheeseburger from Wendy's. Do you think that will work?

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They will only pay if you are pretty and have big boobs. Oh yea, you have to be blonde too.

damn...only 2 out of three.

Oh well I've had it 8 hours now and I love it.

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damn...only 2 out of three.

Oh well I've had it 8 hours now and I love it.

Well a minute ago you said you hated it. Can't you make up your mind??

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