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dammit Beth ill give it a try but if i end up with a stretched pouch or vocal cord damage i'm holding you personally responsible!!

Yeah, come collect. :confused:

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'Night. I'm soon to follow. I't going on 4am here! And yes, I'm a wuss with no life. Like the rest of y'all beotches.

some of beotches are stuck at work!! this is the only thing keeping me from laying my head on a desk and sleeping. that and all the elephant fantasies im now having!

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Because of that VD, dear. C'mon, you know the rules.

VD...vincent d'onofrio?

valentine's day?

Vexed donkey?

veritable daisy?

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SURE come on! What started as a "secret" date in cabo has blossomed into HH, me, Richard, 2 monkeys, Beth, and god only knows WHO else in a hot tub in Tucson on a Tuesday.

If you really want a piece of THAT action, well, you go girl.

Bring rum. Lots of rum.

If I could bring my Te-kill-ya I would love to join in the merry making! Sounds kind of kinky! Tucson on a Tuesday, got it down in my planner.

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Yes I'm off to bed too. I laughed so much i think my band slipped. Or maybe it was that Protein

:confused:

Night all!

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It's not easy being a drama queen.

You should know - but royalty is appropriate.

Because of that VD, dear. C'mon, you know the rules.

Why is it a big deal if you all have it anyway?

I am starting to feel the tug of sleep! I am not as good as KC, I need my 8 hours. Just can't seem to get by on any less!

Nobody is silly!

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Variable Dextritis.

:confused:

And on that note, my clock just struck 4. If I don't get to bed soon, I turn into a kiwi. Nytol! This was FUN!!!

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some of beotches are stuck at work!! this is the only thing keeping me from laying my head on a desk and sleeping. that and all the elephant fantasies im now having!

DITTO!!!

NO don't go to sleep ya bunch of sissy's

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And on that note, my clock just struck 4. If I don't get to bed soon, I turn into a kiwi. Nytol! This was FUN!!!

Nightie, night! I am off to bed - thanks for starting all the fun this evening Beth!

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Why is it a big deal if you all have it anyway?

Cuz I don't want YOURS! Duh... It's like, I can use my own toothbrush cuz my own skank is on there, but I sure as hell ain't sharing it with YOU so you can put YOUR skank on there.

Ew. Trollop.

'Night! *kissies*

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Nightie, night! I am off to bed - thanks for starting all the fun this evening Beth!

Glad to be of service. Now let's see what happens with it come morning.

KC, quitcher whining. Big baby...

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But we're soooo close to 500 - you know how you are with milestones!

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night Beth , i'm sure there will lots of elephants and donkeys doing obscene things with the Girls from More to Love in your dreams.

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Depends on the position. chicken strips on top maybe - chicken strips underneath no!

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