Seriously curious

[BethFromVA 5]

Great! Where do I get the elephant sperm? Can I order it online?

Oh, that leads to another, um, question. Should I swallow, when, uh, you know my guy, uh. . . :confused: How many calories should I set aside each day? Will it get "stuck" in the band???

No, you just go to the zoo and start talking sexy to him. The rest is natural.

As for your guy, DEFINITELY log it, but I'm not sure of calorie content. Go to TheDailyPlate.com and type in your word of choice. It should tell you.

[kcmagu 3]

Any suggestions on bridges? I totally trust your opinion, oh large headed one!

Oh yes - I have suggestions for everything - pick the highest one - that way there will be less chance you'll survive and I won't have to take care of you or talk to you ever again!

[krtork 0]

Ok that made me spew my elephant sperm Protein Drink all over my laptop. Darn.

Now I can't afford the donkeys to trade Beth for her brother. I HOPE you're happy.

If you go to Craigslist I am sure you could find a free donkey!

[BethFromVA 5]

OMG - it's not about you - it's about me - DEAL WITH IT! Nobody loves you , cares about you or even pays you any attention - go jump off a bridge already

...or joine next season's "More To Love." They're all pretty desperate too.

[krtork 0]

Oh yes - I have suggestions for everything - pick the highest one - that way there will be less chance you'll survive and I won't have to take care of you or talk to you ever again!

You don't want to talk to me ever again! Screw you! I am coming on down to your hospital with my guns loaded! You better watch your back!

[BethFromVA 5]

Not sure I would feel safe and loved at WW. Maybe I should just stay here at LBT. If I just eat like you do and follow the rules with no band, I will lose the weight, right???

Yeah, um no. You're kinda a loser.

[BethFromVA 5]

No she doesn't - I just translate for her

No, you stick your hand up my rear and try to pretend I'm a muppet, but I'm not -- and I DON'T like it... most of the time.

[krtork 0]

...or joine next season's "More To Love." They're all pretty desperate too.

I don't think the girls are big enough to make the show! Or maybe I will just have to wear really low cut shirts and a mega push up!

[BethFromVA 5]

but won't the elephant sperm choke me? or god forbid stretch my pouch?

It's the risk you take. Or are you chicken?

[BethFromVA 5]

Oooohhhhh - Fanny's gonna get you!

Fanny's already got me -- it's big, schlumpy, and makes big imprints when it's all sweaty and I sit on the ground. What's yer point?

[kcmagu 3]

You don't want to talk to me ever again! Screw you! I am coming on down to your hospital with my guns loaded! You better watch your back!

Ain't nothin I ain't heard before bbeeeeyoootchhhhhh!

OMG - we are so the Scary Movie / National Lampoon's thread of the LBT world!

[RestlessMonkey 7]

but won't the elephant sperm choke me? or god forbid stretch my pouch?

Just make sure it's elephant sperm isolate and you'll be fine. Really. Trust me on this.

[JENNIFER7375 3]

No, you just go to the zoo and start talking sexy to him. The rest is natural.

Are you sure that will work? i don't think i could take rejection from an elephant. That might cause me to be depressed and eat so much i gain back all my weight.

[BethFromVA 5]

Ok that made me spew my elephant sperm Protein drink all over my laptop. Darn.

Now I can't afford the donkeys to trade Beth for her brother. I HOPE you're happy.

HEY, you monkey you! WE HAD A DEAL!!! :confused:

[ThePoolGirl 1]

I'm going to have to tear myself away from this most interesting thread. I have a date tomorrow with tofu cake. Actually, that elephant sperm smoothy might just be the thing to wash that cake right down. Will that stretch my pouch? Wait, I have no band. Sorry, got confused.

Ah, a family event...with no booze and no real cake. ***preparing to fill Thermos with margaritas*** A quick stop at 7-11 for Twinkies and I'm good to go!

Have fun, please talk about me... Good night all!!!

Laura TPG