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Because it can't JUMP on the trampoline, silly!

Well, maybe your goats can't jump....White goats can't jump...

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Darlin', you're screwed. Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

But nobody loves me! Why won't they pay attention to me? Is anybody listening? Anybody? Does anybody else have this problem?

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Ok. I'll ship the donkeys, skunk, and my husband the nurse out tomorrow.

SWOON quiet riot.

Don't tell HH.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, WAIT JUST A DANG BLASTED MINUTE!! When in the heck did you slip your husband the "nurse" into the deal? Look, I don't wanna TRADE men, I'm simply looking to get RID of one! Your husband has a no return policy. If he's used up and worn out, then call recycling.

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Great! Where do I get the elephant sperm? Can I order it online?

Oh, that leads to another, um, question. Should I swallow, when, uh, you know my guy, uh. . . :confused: How many calories should I set aside each day? Will it get "stuck" in the band???

I thought you were getting the band debanderated. In Mexico.

and yes, it will corrode your band and you'll get minnows in the fill.

On the bright side tho this way you wont' get preggo from oral.

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But nobody loves me! Why won't they pay attention to me? Is anybody listening? Anybody? Does anybody else have this problem?

OMG - it's not about you - it's about me - DEAL WITH IT! Nobody loves you , cares about you or even pays you any attention - go jump off a bridge already

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i though donkey sperm had the highest protiein content? or is it great dane?

Honey, honey, think BIGGER. Elephants are larger than both donkeys and Great Danes combined. Besides, saying you're into donkey and Great Dane sperm is just... well.... weird.

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Wait a minute, wait a minute, WAIT JUST A DANG BLASTED MINUTE!! When in the heck did you slip your husband the "nurse" into the deal? Look, I don't wanna TRADE men, I'm simply looking to get RID of one! Your husband has a no return policy. If he's used up and worn out, then call recycling.

DAMN I forgot you know how to read. Cacafaculaca.

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And don't tell 'em you even considered the band...they'll fall on you like wolves on a wounded gazelle.

Not sure I would feel safe and loved at WW. Maybe I should just stay here at LBT. If I just eat like you do and follow the rules with no band, I will lose the weight, right???

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DAMN I forgot you know how to read. Cacafaculaca.

No she doesn't - I just translate for her

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Okay, I am totally baffled. Honest. I'm watching that evil food Network.... I really wanna know just WTH are COLA NUTS? I'm scared. I drink Diet Coke. What am I ingesting? Will it hurt the band if I ever get one?? Maybe I had a band already and the cola nuts stole it. Please answer. Soon.

Anyone? Anybody here??? Did the cola nuts get you??

It's the 'nads of the Cola Bear from Australia, silly!

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Honey, honey, think BIGGER. Elephants are larger than both donkeys and Great Danes combined. Besides, saying you're into donkey and Great Dane sperm is just... well.... weird.

but won't the elephant sperm choke me? or god forbid stretch my pouch?

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It's the 'nads of the Cola Bear from Australia, silly!

Oooohhhhh - Fanny's gonna get you!

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OMG - it's not about you - it's about me - DEAL WITH IT! Nobody loves you , cares about you or even pays you any attention - go jump off a bridge already

Any suggestions on bridges? I totally trust your opinion, oh large headed one!

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Well, maybe your goats can't jump....White goats can't jump...

Ok that made me spew my elephant sperm Protein Drink all over my laptop. Darn.

Now I can't afford the donkeys to trade Beth for her brother. I HOPE you're happy.

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KC,

Many thanks! Ratso Fratso was stuck in my head for days. But I have a question about kick the wall. Is that implied? Do you have to kick it? Or do you just say it? Please hurry with a response. I have a bag of frozen peas with my toes' name on it.

Ratso Fratso (kick the wall)...it's stuck in my head again. Crap. And ouch.

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