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:confused: Just had a peek at the latest posting on MX, Anyone? OMG. HH totally cracked me up. I do, however, have some German Shepard issues now. I really hope he stops at the vet's office before the hot tub.

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Beth I'll trade you 2 donkeys and a skunk for your brother.

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of course . i walk to the fridge all day! and standing in line at McDonald's is major exertion.

Then you should be just fine. Keep up the good work. :confused:

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You can tell all that just by looking at my picture! Wow. :confused:

Ok. . . Do you think WW would work? Will I find my dream job? What are the best lotto numbers?

Yes WW will work. Over and over. :thumbup:

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:confused: Just had a peek at the latest posting on MX, Anyone? OMG. HH totally cracked me up. I do, however, have some German Shepard issues now. I really hope he stops at the vet's office before the hot tub.

LOL are YOU invited too? GOOD GRIEF that man can't keep it in his speedos.

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Oh my gosh - how about the ones where you have to walk through the play yard and around the red box - I mean seriously - that is a major workout - I might need to get the large milkshake for the extra Protein just to keep up my strength

Get the big shake and then add 1 scoop of Protein Powder and mix well. You will get extra protein from the milk and the protein powder.< /p>

I have a question. What kind of protein powder should I use? I am not sure if I should get vanilla or chocolate? :confused:

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Look I asked my husband who's also a nurse and trained with florence Nightingale and has been a nurse 108 years now and he says we need Water and I TRUST him you need to understand we are PARTNERS and a TEAM.

so there. SKANKISH? SKANKISH?

Um er I mean HOW DARE you call me skankish. I'm skankly, not skankish.

but ask your doc.

Girl - I'll call you whatever I damn well please.

You kiddin yoself if ya think he that young - cause girl he yankin yo chain - he playin you -

Burt on a higher class note - I'm still better than you - and I taught Florence everything she knows - so I know more than your 'partner'

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Look I asked my husband who's also a nurse and trained with florence Nightingale and has been a nurse 108 years now and he says we need Water and I TRUST him you need to understand we are PARTNERS and a TEAM.

so there. SKANKISH? SKANKISH?

Um er I mean HOW DARE you call me skankish. I'm skankly, not skankish.

but ask your doc.

Okay, your husband's a NURSE? How... nice.

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I have a question. What kind of Protein powder should I use? I am not sure if I should get Vanilla or chocolate? :confused:

Honey,

That's a question best left up to your surgeon. :thumbup:

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Oh and by the way

SCREW THE DR. - ASK A NURSE!

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Okay, your husband's a NURSE? How... nice.

Ok THREE donkeys and a skunk for your brother. Does he REALLY have 80's hair? (sigh...blink blink)

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We really did have a possum on our back porch but that was a few years ago. I did see a goat tied to a trampoline earlier this week. Will that work?

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Yes WW will work. Over and over. :thumbup:

Great! So I just keep paying them my money every month and I will lose weight - got it!:confused:

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