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Sweet! At least you are giving the poor man a job! Hope he is a major hottie! Wouldn't want to look at a hairy butt crack all day long! EWWW!

nope no hairy butt crack. he is a hottie!

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So you're saying I'm "fishy???"

And I tried trading in the clunker to trade in on a newer model, but they said it was all about CARS, not husbands. Crap. I wanted some KC hotties.

I think you are a little "fishy" - look where you post! I really just wanted to use the hotline and see if it worked.

Oh, you mean that it has to be a car! WTH, I was planning a full trade in on my man. You know, when I get this smokin' hot bod after I lose all the weight - I will be looking for someone that is as gorgeous as I am. Can't have a flabby man by my side!

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Uh oh. We haven't heard from KC in awhile. Hope her visitors didn't return and finish her off.....hmmm, left that wide open, huh?

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Holy moly... YOU got crabs from him TOO?? So... does that make us like SISTERS?

We are like family now! You are welcome to move into my trailer, um, I mean mobile home.

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Gagged by a donkey!:thumbup::lol:

Donkey - pickle - what's the difference?

My brother... :confused:

Oooohhh - you're brother - such sweet memories!

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I think you are a little "fishy" - look where you post! I really just wanted to use the hotline and see if it worked.

Oh, you mean that it has to be a car! WTH, I was planning a full trade in on my man. You know, when I get this smokin' hot bod after I lose all the weight - I will be looking for someone that is as gorgeous as I am. Can't have a flabby man by my side!

So far I think it's clunker/cars. But give it enough time, they will be weeding out the blue hairs and pairing up hotties and youngsters to make a superior race.

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So far I think it's clunker/cars. But give it enough time, they will be weeding out the blue hairs and pairing up hotties and youngsters to make a superior race.

Oh crap. Does that mean a whole trailer park world with hottie/e18 offspring??? Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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Only if you're Blondie :confused:

Hey, are you trying to sneak in bread? My friend told me that I can have bread on day 2 but only if I was banded in Outer Mongolia. Are you on day 2, you stupid beee-atch??? Why you tryna start trouble here? You betta be on day 2 you liar.

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