Seriously curious

[krtork 0]

Yes, hon, it's because you're fat. The good news is, if you're neurotic and cry a lot, they might consider casting you for the next "More To Love" season that's coming up. However, don't even try it if you're ugly or have not cleavage. Or baggage. Baggage makes good TV, you know.

If you use the band, you MUST ignore ALL doctor's orders, eat whatever the hell you want the hour you get home from surgery, and sex can only be accomplished in the backwards missionary leg tuck plie position.

Just remember that the band is different for everyone as are sex positions. You should try different positions and find what is right for you! Of course, we really would like a video to see what does work for you - it is okay to share TMI with everyone on LBT!

[BethFromVA 5]

Don't eat the ice cream! KFC is much better - have you been following this thread???

Well, and donkeys. Don't forget the donkeys. Plus, they really love you after. Just make sure they poo BEFOREhand. Don't ask. :confused:

[BethFromVA 5]

By the way, I just got a band. Can someone tell me what PBing and sliming is? Am I supposed to drink with my meals? Cause I just had a super sized coke with my Big Mac.

If it was diet, you're good.

PBing is Projectile Bitching. It can be done anywhere but is recommended that it be directed at spouses, children, and most certainly bosses.

By the way, sliming involves a donkey. I don't think you're ready. But if you have a Great Dane or other large dog, you can practice.

[BethFromVA 5]

Well DUH don't you know you have to eat ice cream to lose weight??? It's a liquid you know so you can have it right after surgery. GEEZZZ

Don't forget cake batter. Good mushie.

[kcmagu 3]

By the way, I just got a band. Can someone tell me what PBing and sliming is? Am I supposed to drink with my meals? Cause I just had a super sized coke with my Big Mac.

Carrie - take you pills -in regards to the 'super size' your dyslexia is coming back - it's a c - not an e and it goes before the k - think back to grade school.

Okay well, do I at least get a cut? Cuz otherwise I'ma sendin' my crazy mama and bro wit da piece in his waistband to come talk to you.

Hag - I 'll give you a cut alright - cut you up one side and down another with my 'chete - (took it off a pt) - don't you ever threaten me girl - I f'in take you down you pole suckin fat pimple squeezing, poor excuse for white trash lving donkey humper!

[krtork 0]

What happened to TPG she must of gone off to start 50 more threads! Or she is eating ice cream, pickles and fried chicken! All while reading the classified newspaper ads for a donkey!

[BethFromVA 5]

I don't like ice cream.

Who the hell doesn't like ice cream?? What kind of fattie are you anyway? I think it's time for you to turn over your membership card and decoder ring, you poser.

[Carrie_C 9]

What's grade school??? We don't have that here in this trailor park ghetto I live in. I'm lost.....

[ThePoolGirl 1]

Uh, I'm new. I heard that the band is white. And if you eat only white food it kinda bounces off the band and you don't gain no weight or nothing. My surgeryone told me this. He said that it also meant I din't have to worry bout no more babies. Cause I'se white and my babies is white and the band is white. Right??? Please answer soon. My doc's got that look in his eye...

[krtork 0]

Carrie~ At least make it a DIET Coke - much better for you than the regular! It cuts the number of daily calories down!

[Carrie_C 9]

Yea, to be a member of the fatties you HAVE to like ice cream? Where you been??

[BethFromVA 5]

Hag - I 'll give you a cut alright - cut you up one side and down another with my 'chete - (took it off a pt) - don't you ever threaten me girl - I f'in take you down you pole suckin fat pimple squeezing, poor excuse for white trash lving donkey humper!

Who the hell YOU talkin' to, you knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, splooge licking bottle squatter??

[ThePoolGirl 1]

What happened to TPG she must of gone off to start 50 more threads! Or she is eating ice cream, pickles and fried chicken! All while reading the classified newspaper ads for a donkey!

Oooh, I was hoping no one would catch on to that. Searching eBay too!

[Carrie_C 9]

No, you don't have to worry bout no more babies when you get a band.

[BethFromVA 5]

Uh, I'm new. I heard that the band is white. And if you eat only white food it kinda bounces off the band and you don't gain no weight or nothing. My surgeryone told me this. He said that it also meant I din't have to worry bout no more babies. Cause I'se white and my babies is white and the band is white. Right??? Please answer soon. My doc's got that look in his eye...

Don't you know, stoopid, white makes you look FAT! Your band shoulda been black. *tsk* :confused: