Exercise song

[Road Queen 0]

I have a new song I sing while walking on the treadmll

99 pounds of fat on my a##

99 pounds of fat

Lose some fat, gain some muscle

98 pounds of fat on my a##

and so on...

[ReneBean 3]

Hey, I wrote a song, too... after reading about the worst PB experience, ever.

"I don't want to throw up, I'm a Bandster Rules Kid

There's lots of rules that Bandsters learn to help us to live

There's Chew to Goo and Eat Real Slow

and Water to Sip Sip Sip

I don't want to throw up cause, baby if I did,

I wouldn't be a Bandster Rules Kid."

Maybe not as good to exercise to, but it's an option.

:]

[vinesqueen 2]

Y'all are way too funny! I've only written depressing and dark haiku

[TrishS 3]

Hey, I wrote a song, too... after reading about the worst PB experience, ever.

"I don't want to throw up, I'm a Bandster Rules Kid.....

Was I your inspriation for this song? good one......

[Aimze 0]

And here I thought I was going to get some ideas of up beat tunes to exercise to...lol

Althought those are pretty cute.. Maybe If I sing them really fast and to a disco beat..lol

Amy

[Guest ASPHALT ANGEL]

Celeste,

Great song!! Makes me want to have a beer though.LOL

[NJChick 3]

ROFL !!!

Some good tunes to exercise to are: Fat Bottom Girls followed by Another One Bites The Dust

[Jessiebear 2]

LOL! Thanks ladies!

[ReneBean 3]

Was I your inspriation for this song? good one......

All that stuff about Trish and the PB from Hell plus definitions of PB, URP, etc. on Kare's Confession thread. All I kept thinking was "I don't want that! I never want to throw up!" Anyway, it just came to me...

[tambonzjo 7]

I love the songs!!! I never thought to make up songs!! Ya'll are so smart! I actually have the Queen CD with those songs and will have to pull them out!!!

Thanks for the good laugh!!!

[RayLandry 18]

FAT BOTTOM GIRLS YOU MAKE THE ROCKING WORLD GO ROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the hell did Freddie Mercury know about Fat Bottomed Girls??????

[DeLarla 22]

Get on your bikes and ride!

I guess the only way I'll ever get on Girls Gone Wild is if I start singing the stong. Thanks Queen, gotta get my butt movin.