Road Queen 0 Posted September 27, 2005 I have a new song I sing while walking on the treadmll 99 pounds of fat on my a## 99 pounds of fat Lose some fat, gain some muscle 98 pounds of fat on my a## and so on... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ReneBean 3 Posted September 27, 2005 Hey, I wrote a song, too... after reading about the worst PB experience, ever. "I don't want to throw up, I'm a Bandster Rules Kid There's lots of rules that Bandsters learn to help us to live There's Chew to Goo and Eat Real Slow and Water to Sip Sip Sip I don't want to throw up cause, baby if I did, I wouldn't be a Bandster Rules Kid." Maybe not as good to exercise to, but it's an option. :] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vinesqueen 2 Posted September 28, 2005 Y'all are way too funny! I've only written depressing and dark haiku Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrishS 3 Posted September 28, 2005 Hey, I wrote a song, too... after reading about the worst PB experience, ever. "I don't want to throw up, I'm a Bandster Rules Kid..... Was I your inspriation for this song? good one...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aimze 0 Posted September 28, 2005 And here I thought I was going to get some ideas of up beat tunes to exercise to...lol Althought those are pretty cute.. Maybe If I sing them really fast and to a disco beat..lol Amy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ASPHALT ANGEL Posted September 28, 2005 Celeste, Great song!! Makes me want to have a beer though.LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NJChick 3 Posted September 28, 2005 ROFL !!! Some good tunes to exercise to are: Fat Bottom Girls followed by Another One Bites The Dust Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessiebear 2 Posted September 29, 2005 LOL! Thanks ladies! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ReneBean 3 Posted September 29, 2005 Was I your inspriation for this song? good one...... All that stuff about Trish and the PB from Hell plus definitions of PB, URP, etc. on Kare's Confession thread. All I kept thinking was "I don't want that! I never want to throw up!" Anyway, it just came to me... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tambonzjo 7 Posted September 29, 2005 I love the songs!!! I never thought to make up songs!! Ya'll are so smart! I actually have the Queen CD with those songs and will have to pull them out!!! Thanks for the good laugh!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RayLandry 18 Posted September 30, 2005 FAT BOTTOM GIRLS YOU MAKE THE ROCKING WORLD GO ROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the hell did Freddie Mercury know about Fat Bottomed Girls?????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeLarla 22 Posted September 30, 2005 Get on your bikes and ride! I guess the only way I'll ever get on Girls Gone Wild is if I start singing the stong. Thanks Queen, gotta get my butt movin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
