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Well I was out with an old girlfriend last night. As most of you know I am a closet bandster. Anyhow we had much to catch up on and all she wanted to hear about was Vegas. So I proceeded to tell & share. dinner came & she asked ? after ?. Leaving me very little time to even have one bite of fish. We were on a time schedual to catch the next movie(red eye)so time was important.

She said"I haven't given time to eat anything with all my ??'s please eat." I say "its ok really" She says "nonsences at least have two bites."

The next 2 minutes were fine. Where was the tarta sauce when you need it? But of course there is none at a fancy restaraunt. Well the third bite put me over the edge & than I could feel it coming back a instant THROW UP.

I quickly grabbed my napkin & said" Isn't that the guy we knew from MSU?"& I pointed to the right. Than I turned to the left & heaved into my napkin. GROSS GROSS GROSS. Thank Goddness she didn't seem aware of my ordeal or the two napkins I quickly placed "loaded" to the side.

I instantly said "oh I must be mistaken" & excused myself to the bathroom. About 15 mins passed while the line up of women increased outside the one stall bathroom. I pulled myself together & got the courage to leave the stall & return to my friend.

Than she says" You barely touched your $9.00 glass of wine. You can't waste that!" I say " you drink it-lol" She takes a sip & says"ok now the rest is yours."

I am just about to tell her I can't & than thank GOD I let out this long aching belch proceeded by many "excuse me's & Thank God's " A few more quickly come & are smuffled by the chatter from the tables near by. Down the hatch the wine went & off to enjoy a pleasant movie.

My secret still intact. ;0) Whew! Close one.

Lesson Learned- no more fish unless covered in sauce & cheaper wine that can be wasted if needed-LOL LOL LOL :0)

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Wow, close one Christina!! You are quick, I would never have thought of anything to say. I probably would have spilled the beans! I don't eat any kind of fish but that's because I don't like it!! YUCK! :)

What movie did you see and how was it?

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Ok, You told us "Red eye" in your first post right? Duh dummy me thought that you ment you were going very late at night? LOL I get it now!

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Wow that poor bus boy! LOL Fast thinking and good for you.

Yeah I thought about that as I left the table too! i thought Gross - but not Gross enough for me to put it in my purse or wait in line again at the bathroom-LOL LOL

I did however leave a great tip:0)

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