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OMG that was the funniest i have ever read, but also so very true. PLEASE, PLEASE, PRETTY PLEASE post again. Finally, i'm not the only one that felt that way !

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.. My band slipped all the way down to my rectum and fell out, got caught on my ankle, made me trip and they had to do sixteen hours of surgery just to disentangle my port tubing from my ass".[/QUOTE]

this is probably one of the funniest postings i've read here.

please do a wkly psa..!..

Yea but it really DID happened, not to me but to my best friend's neighbor's hairdresser's uncle's boss's daughter!

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Yea but it really DID happened, not to me but to my best friend's neighbor's hairdresser's uncle's boss's daughter!

Well damn it... Tell her to not eat the bones off the carnival turkey legs next time!

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you know, I have been thinking to myself after being on the site for a while, there is more politically correct posturing going on here than at the democratic national convention. Almost every post has an a caveat that equates to "dont bitch slap me for this". I cant possibly be bothered to make sure I don't offend anyone. What would be the point anyway, offended people are often the most hysterical.

I welcome some down to earth common sense anytime!

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This was way too funny. I think most people (myself included) worry way too much about the day to day and forget to look at our overall success. So you had a bad day. It happens........start fresh tomorrow.

As my doctor told me recently, if there was something seriously wrong with your band, you'd know it and wouldn't be on here asking for advice.

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Awesome comic relief with a bit of truth thrown in to (hopefully) kick start the common sense function of the brain! I look forward to more PSA's!! I also agree with MELLIECAT about the "Political Correctness" in some posts!

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you know, I have been thinking to myself after being on the site for a while, there is more politically correct posturing going on here than at the democratic national convention. Almost every post has an a caveat that equates to "dont bitch slap me for this". I cant possibly be bothered to make sure I don't offend anyone. What would be the point anyway, offended people are often the most hysterical.

I welcome some down to earth common sense anytime!

I belong to another messageboard where I'm free to speak my mind--It's next to impossible to come here & be as kind as it looks like I'm supposed to.

I welcome Steve!!!!

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"Mother of GOD!! You must call your surgeon immediately.. My band slipped all the way down to my rectum and fell out, got caught on my ankle, made me trip and they had to do sixteen hours of surgery just to disentangle my port tubing from my ass"

While reading this I snorted a mouthfull of diet green tea so violently that I am fearful the sky is falling. Should I call the surgeon?

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hey steve,

you caught the essence of this board.....you made me laugh so hard i hurt my stitches.....

keep 'em comin'

josie

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hey steve,

you caught the essence of this board.....you made me laugh so hard i hurt my stitches.....

keep 'em comin'

josie

well some would say "it will hurt for awhile", while others would say, "complete abdominal reconstruction surgery".... I would consult your physician....

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I just laughed so hard that my rectum hurts!! Did my band slip?!?!

I'm going to keep a link to this post handy so when people post things like that I can politely refer them to this. Emphasis on POLITELY :)

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:wink: ROTFLMAO!!

Thank you so very much for starting this thread! Please keep them coming because we all know that you have and will have enough material to work with! :)

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