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Made you look!!!!!

I posted this just because, I wonder who on earth buys this stuff. Someone must buy it, because my spam email is constantly selling it, and I know I have never bought anything like this.

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well the title of your post is actually true.......every 30 lbs a man loses he gains an inch in lenght...haha. I am down 50 lbs and with every 30 lbs i lose my wife gets happier and happier hahahaha.:cool2:

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NO before and after pictures please!!!! :cool2::laugh:

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nah i wont do that in the mens room...haha now if this thread was in the powerder room then maybe hahaha

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well the title of your post is actually true.......every 30 lbs a man loses he gains an inch in lenght...haha. I am down 50 lbs and with every 30 lbs i lose my wife gets happier and happier hahahaha.:cool2:

so ksill18 that brings you to a full two inches now...:laugh::lol:lol thats great...we are all very proud of you....j/k i just had to do it congrats on your weight lose and your gain

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well the title of your post is actually true.......every 30 lbs a man loses he gains an inch in lenght...haha. I am down 50 lbs and with every 30 lbs i lose my wife gets happier and happier hahahaha.:thumbup:

True Story, Wifey approved Post :D

I am down ~60 and my wife loves the new me

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I've experienced the same positive result. ...and, things are "working" better than they have in years!!

The wife is very happy about it!

Bryan

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So.......will my husband gain an inch for every thirty pounds I lose? Now that would be some incentive!!:thumbup:

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Wouldn't it make things for a woman 1 inch shorter?

It seems to make sense that it would work just the opposite for women....maybe not the best thing?

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so I am losing 140 pounds which equals 4.66 additional inches, maybe being fat was not such a bad thing once I lose my weigh I can do porn. Thanks for the humor

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NO before and after pictures please!!!! :thumbup::thumbup:
so ksill18 that brings you to a full two inches now...:D:thumbup:
Damn, I'm only 1.5 inches then.
If I had gained another thirty pounds from where I started I would have had a 2 inch hole between my legs
once I lose my weigh I can do porn.

Bwahahaha....The men's room @ it's finest, as we bust on each other without mercy.....

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.......every 30 lbs a man loses he gains an inch in lenght

Can you post a link to this, my guess is its only for maybe the first 60 lbs Im on track to lose 120lbs that would give me a 13incher lol it was never that big when I was thin!!! :mad2:

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