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NJChick, oh my gosh! That is so funny! I remember freaking out over sock lint (black socks) once, no one other than my son was around to see it thank goodness! That's the problem with having bad eyes. LOL Man, that was a great laugh at 8am!

Maggie

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Speakin about people freaking out. One time I was at work and my partner (we're 911 dispatchers) was sitting at the console across from me with a connecting table between us. I'm a chapstick freak and I use it all the time, after I got done using it I set the little tube on the table and I didn't even notice that it had started rolling across the table until my big gay partner screamed like a big girl and jumped out of his chair!! I was like what the???? Then I saw the tube slowly but steadily rolling towards him on the table -----talk about a freak out!

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Hmmm, sorry ladies, no Gyno stories, no embarrassing farts, and no baby delivery stories! I did bowl a grandma over like a bowling pin, though! Wanna' hear that one?

So I sing pro with a band (yeah...when I'm not teaching 3rd graders or selling houses). Anyway, the band had just finished setting up at Landmark Center in St. Paul for a huge holiday concert. We were going up two flights of stairs to the green room and I thought I'd walk while another bandmember took the elevator. We beat him upstairs and I was standing at the elevator door with a huge Water cooler. I thought it would be funny to barrel this Water into the elevator at full speed, just as the door cracked open...thus scaring the pants off my buddy. So I did just that. Except my friend was no longer alone on the elevator...and a very sweet grandma-type was bowled flat on her can by a runaway water cooler.

Luckily, the poor thing wasn't hurt...but the shreik and face of horror still plays out in my mind. Oh yeah...she was one of the hosts that invited us to perform at the function. Bad Jon, Bad Jon.

Lord keeps us humble...one way or the other.

Oh yeah...if you want to hear your fellow bandster rock out...check out Poor Baker's Dozen at www.poorbakers.com.

Good Night, Y'all!

Jon

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Try to Google on Poor Baker's Dozen. That's the name of the band. The link is www.poorbakers.com I just tried it and it worked just fine. The site is not regularly updated...but you can at least see what we're all about. The big guy in the group...that would be me. The rest of those skinny pups didn't need a lap-band!

Have a great day, bandsters!

Jon;-)

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Cool - I'm going to check it out at a slow time at work in the 911 Dispatch Center. It gets pretty boring between the hours of 3-5AM - nothing usually goes on then. Good to know - I'll look for the big hunk in the pics LOL :)

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