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[Oregondaisy 2,021]

Would you all just quit posting. It's clear that I am the winner!

[LilMissDiva Irene 3,282]

Would you all just quit posting. It's clear that I am the winner!

Sure... :thumbup:

[jujuvee 0]

Oh, I can't believe I won..... I never win anything.

Hope the prize is not food though, getting ready to start pre-op diet.

Julie

[plain 12]

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Me- the winner

[LilMissDiva Irene 3,282]

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.' Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'

[plain 12]

Funny, and with big letters, but I still win.

[mango24 1]

Plain, you missed the point of the whole story.

The point, the climax, the plot, the creshendo (sp?), the jist is

I WIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I do not have time to google the spelling of creshendo, because I am basking in the glory of my victory. Pour the wine and cut the cheese................................

[NCsQueen 0]

I'm the winner!!!

[mango24 1]

I don't think sooooooo

[NCsQueen 0]

I don't think sooooooo

Oh but I am.... :thumbup:

[mango24 1]

Not for long my precious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:thumbup::tt2::thumbup::tt2:

[NCsQueen 0]

Its so cute how you think you win.....lol :thumbup:

[plain 12]

I'd like to tell everybody a story. A story about a boy that was picked on in school. The boy decided to change his life. He worked hard, changed his bad habits, and went on to become a success. Some of you know this boy. He now calls himself....

The Winner

[*susan* 1,709]

Ok, that is enough! All of you just knock it off. I am putting an end to this silliness here and now.

I AM THE WINNER!!!!!!!!!

:thumbup::frown::eek::eek::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[She Smiles 2]

Uh-oh Susan.

Where do I collect my prize?