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Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

DISCLAIMER: !!!!!!!!!OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!!!

**Onion is not real news, it's satirical fake news.**

Ok now that that's out of the way, hah hah hah, this was hilarious. :eek:

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Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

DISCLAIMER: !!!!!!!!!OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!!!

**Onion is not real news, it's satirical fake news.**

Ok now that that's out of the way, hah hah hah, this was hilarious. :tt2:

I love the Onion. What is best of all is when people swear it's REAL news and they start sending out the link to all their email buddies. Heh...

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I LOVE the Onion Network. I saw this the other day and laughed my butt off. Did you see the one for Despondex?? Gotta love stupid humor!

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I love the Onion. What is best of all is when people swear it's REAL news and they start sending out the link to all their email buddies. Heh...

Not too long ago, a high school senior wrote an impassioned letter to the editor of the Texarkana paper imploring parents not to let their children read any of the Harry Potter series, since author JK Rowling was an admitted witch. Her basis?? An article written by The Onion.

I laughed for a month about that. Poor girl, putting her name in print and her foot in her mouth at the same time.

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I love The Onion. Their election coverage was hilarious.

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Not too long ago, a high school senior wrote an impassioned letter to the editor of the Texarkana paper imploring parents not to let their children read any of the Harry Potter series, since author JK Rowling was an admitted witch. Her basis?? An article written by The Onion.

I laughed for a month about that. Poor girl, putting her name in print and her foot in her mouth at the same time.

Those intellectually challenged the most are impressed with the Onion the most.

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Those intellectually challenged the most are impressed with the Onion the most.

At the risk of revealing myself to be intellectually challenged, I <heart> The Onion.

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Not too long ago, a high school senior wrote an impassioned letter to the editor of the Texarkana paper imploring parents not to let their children read any of the Harry Potter series, since author JK Rowling was an admitted witch. Her basis?? An article written by The Onion.

I laughed for a month about that. Poor girl, putting her name in print and her foot in her mouth at the same time.

That is hilarious!!! My husband and I enjoy the Onion, our Tivo downloads little mini-sodes of it.

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At the risk of revealing myself to be intellectually challenged, I <heart> The Onion.

That's ok--------all us yokels can yuk it up together--I love it too!!!!

Kat

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That's ok--------all us yokels can yuk it up together--I love it too!!!!

Kat

Yup, count me in too. I get all my news from The Onion. :tt2:

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