Anyone notice Post Banders are a bit snobbish?

[MacMadame 81]

Oh boy!! When do I get to be snobbish? How long after banding? I wanna be like the cool guys. Is there an announcement? An award? Some initiation rite?

**Tap bounces excitedly in anticipation of this**

I believe you get a toaster.

[BJean 16]

Miztrniceguy: "i'm not snobbish, but I am a smart-ass, cuz its better than being a dumb-ass."

And Mistrniceguy, you don't speak to the pre-banded because they are all dumb-asses, eh?

Tapping dancer, yes there is an initiation rite. It's called surgery. And with it you get less ass and therefore you become known as a smart-ass, and can lose the dumb-ass moniker.

It's a lot to look forward to.

[Carrie_C 9]

Yea, the award is you get to wear smaller clothes!

[Gone4Now 4]

Man...I thought you got a gold watch.

A toaster? I can't even eat toast anymore.

I am, of course, only addressing my post-band companions. Pre-banders need not respond...

[Donnainva 0]

Man...I thought you got a gold watch.

A toaster? I can't even eat toast anymore.

I am, of course, only addressing my post-band companions. Pre-banders need not respond...

as if! Why would I want to do that!

So far I can eat anything, haven't tried hamburger or steak yet.

[allielee 263]

Ok I will take one for the home team.

I admit it I am a snob under this definition:

A workman who accepts lower than the usual wages, or who refuses to strike when his fellows do; a rat; a knobstick.

Those who work for lower wages during a strike are called snobs, the men who stand out being "nobs" --De Quincey.

I really really need my job :cursing: :frown:

[tapshoes 2]

Man...I thought you got a gold watch.

A toaster? I can't even eat toast anymore.

I am, of course, only addressing my post-band companions. Pre-banders need not respond...

I'm with you, Glou. A toaster - bah humbug. I think the gold watch is for those who are at-or-below goal for 5 years OR for answering for the 1000th time 'What's a PB?'.

[smsmithart 4]

I'm with you, Glou. A toaster - bah humbug. I think the gold watch is for those who are at-or-below goal for 5 years OR for answering for the 1000th time 'What's a PB?'.

ha lol...whats a pb i love that almost as much as im 1 day post op and i was hungry so i had 3 grilled burritos

[Gone4Now 4]

Ooh...those rascally newbies.

I think that's it...it's not the pre-banders, it's the baby-banders who ask dumb questions or eat 3 burritos.

[smsmithart 4]

you know he said he was not serious but there is truth in humor...

and some people on here are straight mean hitler type mean...

[BJean 16]

Yeah, and when you getcher band, and you read what all the pre-banded or newbies (dumb asses) write, you LMAO, a lot. Hence the smaller ass.

I know I should be at goal because I have definitely answered "What's a PB" at least 5000 times! Who invented that term anyway?? Up-chuck-a-chunk is more appropriate.

[BJean 16]

BTW, Dfgil2p38x4 (whatever), thanks. This is lotso fun.

[pattygreen 5]

I'm sorry, but I don't speak to the pre-banded.

Plain, I know that Dan is trying to be a comedian here, but I have to say that out of all the people I have met here, YOU are the funniest. :frown:

[pattygreen 5]

you know he said he was not serious but there is truth in humor...

and some people on here are straight mean hitler type mean...

I know, I've met a few of them.

[Gone4Now 4]

you know he said he was not serious but there is truth in humor...

and some people on here are straight mean hitler type mean...

Hey, I'm proud to be a post-bander and everyone else should be shot.