Focus on the issues!

[gingerbug 3]

I am so much more than just my band. Just sayin'. I spend a ridiculous amount of time everyday dedicating myself to thinking about my band and a portion of my online time is spent doing other things. Like contemplating prostitution. Or discussing whether my crap floats or sinks. You know, the interesting stuff!

[Brandy~ 2]

I am so much more than just my band. Just sayin'. I spend a ridiculous amount of time everyday dedicating myself to thinking about my band and a portion of my online time is spent doing other things. Like contemplating prostitution. Or discussing whether my crap floats or sinks. You know, the interesting stuff!

I mean seriously... were waiting on you to tell us the 'outcome' LOL

http://www.lapbandtalk.com/f17/lets-talk-about-poop-floaters-sinkers-85524/#post1118114

[gingerbug 3]

I mean seriously... were waiting on you to tell us the 'outcome' LOL

http://www.lapbandtalk.com/f17/lets-talk-about-poop-floaters-sinkers-85524/#post1118114

Oh, I wish I could tell you today but I dont think it is going to happen! I need more 'smooth move' tea, I think!

[aubrie 6]

Gingerbug you are priceless. Glad you're around to keep me entertained!!

[gentylwind 1]

If it floats it is much more likely to clog the toilet. I'm just sayin'....

Trying hard to think of a way to make that band relevant though, so as to keep this thread on topic.

[gingerbug 3]

Gingerbug you are priceless. Glad you're around to keep me entertained!!

Just trying to do my part :sneaky:

[BethFromVA 5]

If it floats it is much more likely to clog the toilet. I'm just sayin'....

Trying hard to think of a way to make that band relevant though, so as to keep this thread on topic.

Okay... if you wrap a band around a turd, will it sink or float? I guess it depends on if you fill the pillows with sand or air. :sneaky:

[HeatherO 7]

Okay... if you wrap a band around a turd, will it sink or float? I guess it depends on if you fill the pillows with sand or air. :sneaky:

That was priceless . . . ROFL!!!

[HeatherO 7]

I guess as a long-time bandster (relatively, lol, it feels like a lifetime), I am finding that I really need the off topic posts to keep it interesting. If it was all just banding, banding, banding I would have moved on to a different site.

There are only so many bandster hell, help I am not losing, fill experiences, how soon can you go back to work, I have eaten such and so during post op . . . am I dying? kinds of posts that I can answer without becoming bored.

All I can say is . . . thanks to all of you that keep my day interesting by posting about animals, prostitutes and the turd flotation factor . . . lifes too short not to mix it up a bit.

We are all a little more complex than just our obesity, our bands or our weight . . . at least I hope so.

[Brandy~ 2]

I can't figure out which thread I am on now! So confused!!

[gingerbug 3]

I guess as a long-time bandster (relatively, lol, it feels like a lifetime), I am finding that I really need the off topic posts to keep it interesting. If it was all just banding, banding, banding I would have moved on to a different site.

There are only so many bandster hell, help I am not losing, fill experiences, how soon can you go back to work, I have eaten such and so during post op . . . am I dying? kinds of posts that I can answer without becoming bored.

All I can say is . . . thanks to all of you that keep my day interesting by posting about animals, prostitutes and the turd flotation factor . . . lifes too short not to mix it up a bit.

We are all a little more complex than just our obesity, our bands or our weight . . . at least I hope so.

Lets not forget my personal favorite, 'what is a pb'?:sneaky:

[Brandy~ 2]

IAll I can say is . . . thanks to all of you that keep my day interesting by posting about animals, prostitutes and the turd flotation factor . . . lifes too short not to mix it up a bit.

That has got to be the best quote ever lol

[luluc 6]

We are all a little more complex than just our obesity, our bands or our weight . . . at least I hope so.

how true.

i'd like to say that today has been one of the more entertaining posting days in a LONG time - and for those who have left me laughing at my screen....thanks.

[*slim* 2]

OMG! You guys are so funny! ROFLMAO

[losingjusme 12]

Lets not forget my personal favorite, 'what is a pb'?:sneaky:

Peanut Butter....

mmmmm reeses....